purpledragon-and-thedragonfly:

“…………”

“Let’s just go with the fact that I’m a real dragon and not whatever these pokemon are…” Although inwardly relieved that this guy didn’t have the pokeball things, it was annoying to be mistook for something else.

“Oh! Well, in that case, would you like to be my friend, little dragon? I’ve all sorts of things back at the house that I can feed you. Steak and lamb and so on. Are you hungry? May I pet you?”