How many hats do you own?

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“I have far too many deerstalker hats, of which only two are even relatively accurate to the… inaccurate portrayal of Holmes, a collection of top hats, bowlers, caps… Goodness, I actually have quite a few hats, but most of them are in London, and I almost never wear them. I wonder what their point is, then? I can’t give a specific number as I don’t generally think of them.”