[text] hy memrem that time we got in an accident and it wrealy sucked [text] sorry batou taht [text] sometmies ijust think about these htings like [text] maybeit wasm enat to hapen??? [text] but this time i think it just sucked

harajukuharuspex:

harajukuharuspex:

[text] it did suck.

[text] but you’re drunk.

[text] we can talk about it when you’re sober.

[text] where are you?

[text] i’ll come pick you up/tuck you into bed

[text] oh dear

[text] do you see anything familiar?

[text] /concentrate/, hakuba.

[text] i can’t leave you out there jesus.

[text] no i don’t think destiny either as a corporeal entity or as a mythical unicorn is going to stab me.

[text] IT WAS AN ACCIDENT.

[text] no pr sure is  unicorn

[text] ithink maybe i ma in a bathroom actualy

[text] idontm ember ever

[text] theunocirn osb akc!!!!!!1! hhsit

[text] shit

[text] u n i c o r n 

thepilotflieson:

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Now, I hate to be presumptuous, because it really isn’t in my nature, but you seem to be quite the fan of what pictures I relay- and I don’t think we’ve properly met just yet. Are you interested in aviation, Mister—..?”

“Hakuba… Saguru Hakuba, miss. And yes, yes I am as a matter of fact. I’ve been watching your exploits with eager interest, I must confess. I have an uncle who is a pilot; I suppose you could say that he sparked my curiosity, though I’ve never piloted a plane myself…”

[text] jnus [text] janus lple [text] janus i dont’m reemeber your pone number [text] plpesase giveme your phone number soican text you [text] ineed a ride [text] o camt rem,e,ner wjere ,y car wemt

osakansax:

whiteknighthakuba:

osakansax:

Sigh.

[text] janus pls

服部平次:I promise a HEALTHY supply of duck a l’orange will be sent to your estate if you contact this number again.
19:18pm

服部平次:That is regardless of whether or not you are drunk.
19:18pm

[text] yur jst saying that

[text] that stuff is theworst food

[text] dntm ake me qutoe spiceigrls at you yu know i will <3