- Pick one of your muses.
- Fill in the questions/statements as if you were your muse in a new post.
- Tag five people to do this meme~
tagged by nakamori-aoko
1. What is your name?
Hakuba S. J.
2. What is your real name?
…Hakuba Saguru? Middle name is James.
3. Do you know why you were called that?
Well, ‘Saguru’ means ‘to search’ – I think that my father has always wanted me to be a detective… a seeker of truth. My mum wanted me to have a good, Christian middle name, too… as part of my dual heritage. ‘James,’ incidentally, means ‘to take by the heel,’ which is often interpreted as ‘overreacher’ or ‘the print of one’s foot’ … which goes along nicely with ‘to search,’ and even better when you take into account that it may ALSO be interpreted as a horse’s hoof… and ‘Hakuba’ means ‘white horse.’
So. I suppose you could say that I’m the constantly searching, overachieving white horse. That’s fairly accurate, really.
4. Are you single or taken?
Single. I like to say that I’m… married to my work.
((He is dating in a couple of storylines… this is where multishipping gets complicated.))
5. Have any abilities or powers?
Not… really? I’m rather good with math and chemistry, and I do all right as a detective. I can play billiards and tennis, too… Do those count?
6. Stop being a Mary Sue.
Oh, please, don’t bring that sort of trope into this. If I were a ‘Mary Sue,’ Kaitou KID would have already fallen in love with me. …Not that I want him to. I just, well, if that were the case, it would have happened. You know?
7. What’s your eye color?
Brown.
8. How about your hair color?
Sandy blond.
9. Have you any family members?
Well, yes. I have my father and grandparents in Japan, my Mum, uncles (and their wives and children), and a grandmum in England. No siblings.
10. Oh? What about pets?
There are two dogs in England with my mum – Mycroft and Irene – but I’ve got my hawk Watson with me in Japan.
11. That’s cool I guess, now tell me about something you don’t like.
I’m not exactly fond of duck. I think they’re beautiful animals, but the meat is so oily and it’s often prepared in a way that I just… can’t stand.
12. Do you have any hobbies/activities you like doing?
Reading, certainly, and working on cases… I’m certain that I’ll be made fun of for this, but I rather like filling out paperwork, too. It’s relaxing.
13. Ever hurt anyone before?
Aha… Well, I’ve thrown a punch or two in my days, mostly in self-defense… and I’ve had to shoot to disable before… It’s not something that I like to do, however.
14. Ever….killed anyone before?
Not directly, no.
15. What kind of animal are you?
I’m human, actually, but if you’re asking what kind of animal I would be if I were… sort of an animal equivalent? The obvious answer would be ‘horse,’ but I think I’m rather more like a dog. A nice, friendly, trusty Golden Retriever. Or a dragon. My mum would tell you that I’m a deer, though. Ugh.
16. Name your worst habits.
Aha… Substance abuse, one night stands, and being a little bit ‘harsh’ when it comes to calling people out on their glaring errors.
17. Do you look up to anyone at all?
Oh, plenty of people. Megure-keibu is a fine individual… Kudou Shinichi is a fantastic example of what a detective ought to be… there were plenty of individuals in Scotland Yard, too, that I really idolize.
18. Gay, straight, or bisexual?
Pansexual, actually. I literally have no preference in regard to gender.
19. Do you go to school?
I do, yes. High school, and I’ll eventually go on to university.
20. Do you ever want to marry and have kids one day?
I would so love that, yes. Perhaps I’ll have the opportunity later on? Assuming I live that long.
21. Do you have any fanboys/fangirls?
Unfortunately, yes. They can be quite overbearing at times, as well…. and fan letters take up a great deal of time. Baaya has been collecting them in a basket for me.
22. What are you most afraid of?
Judgment day. Or ghosts. Perhaps both. I’m also not fond of large, angry dogs.
23. What do you usually wear?
Tailored suits of all sorts. Business, business casual, formal, etc. etc. etc. I’ve also been known to wear my school uniform on occasion, though I’m really not fond of it at all.
24. Do you love someone?
Yes, but I’m not about to elaborate.
25. When was the last time you wet yourself?
Pardon? That’s an odd question… I honestly can’t recall? I was probably very young.
26. Well, it’s not over yet!
All right…?
27. What class are you? (High class, middle class, low class)
I suppose I would be considered ‘high class’ in terms of financial background and upbringing.
28. How many friends do you have?
I believe I can count them on one hand, but even then, I’m not entirely certain….
29. What are your thoughts on pie?
Pie is lovely, particularly when the fruit is fresh and hot. Caramel, vanilla ice cream, and whipped cream go well on just about any pie served warm. Mmm… alamode.
30. Favorite drink?
Tea. Definitely tea.
31. What’s your favourite place?
Paris, France. There are several cafes there that I just adore.
32. Are you interested in someone?
Yes. I’m actually surrounded by many very attractive and competent individuals; it makes my life very difficult!
33. What’s your bra cup size and/or how big is your willy?
I am only willing to say that I am properly proportionate, and that my English genes are readily apparent.
34. Would you rather swim in the lake or the ocean?
Lake, certainly. The ocean isn’t nearly as fun.
35. What’s your type?
I tend to favor dark hair and light eyes… particularly when the individual is more on the thin/athletic side…
36. Any fetishes?
Aha, I’m certain everyone has their particular kinks… as for specific, I’ll let them be discovered~
37. Seme or uke?
Seme, typically.
38. Camping or indoors?
I love camping, but it’s always so nice to return home. I am a fan of modern, creature comforts.
39. Are you wanting the quiz to end?
That would be preferable, yes. I really ought to get back to casework.
40. Now it’s over!
Incredible.
Tagging: smokebombsandmirrors, blackorgkaito, aceofclubs1412, harajukuharuspex, akaikujixyaku (and everyone else – it’s way too hard to only pick 5)