“aAHH- Mr. Holmes! N-no, I am not at all flaky, sir! It’s only… they put the cat to bed, you see, and I’m unable to do anything once the cat is… in bed. It’s… it’s, ah, just… you know?”
“…this all sounds a bit like an excuse, doesn’t it?”
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A thing (OOC)
“Mun! Mun! Get out of bed! I heard that he’s back! Hurry hurry hurry!”
“No. I’m sick today. Probably because of you. Let me sleep.”
“But I want to see him. I haven’t in a while and I’ve missed him a lot.”
“Do you think that I care?”
“You’ll get up and get online if you love me at all.”
“….fine.”
…
5 minutes later
“…perhaps… … maybe this was a mistake.”
“WELP.”
“I’m going to have to murder Hattori.”
“Have fun with that.”
“No, really, I’m going to shoot him. And that will be the end to 32.33% of my problems.”
“You know, I think most of your statistics are completely arbitrary… do you even do any math for your detectiving?”
“…mun, please tell me that you did not just say that.”
“…whatever, Hakubby, you are just being completely ridiculous, you know.”
“Wait – what’s this? A reply from Ootori-san?”
“Ahh, see, I can’t be that undesirable now, can I? At least someone likes me…”
“Dear magic 8 ball, will Hakuba ever realize what a hypocrite he really is?” … … “Outlook not good? HM I WONDER WHAT THIS MEANS?”
“Hush, mun, hush; I’m reveling in this moment and memories past of good times where I have felt at peace~”
“I am so done with you.”
★
If we kissed:
- [x] This wouldn’t happen.
- [] Oh disgusting.
- [x] Again, again.
- [x] Kiss you back.
- [] Let’s take this to the bedroom.
- [x] Slap/Push you away.
If you asked me out I’d say:
- [x] Um no.
- [x]
YES.“I… suppose, if you’re really interested?” - [] HOLY ASDFGHJK YESSSSS.
Can we cuddle?:
- [x] No.
- [] Ew.
- [x] Sure.
- [] YES.
Sex?:
- [x] Let’s do it.
- [] No. You can’t handle my d.
- [] FUCK YES.
- [x] No.
Should you reblog this?:
- [x] Yes. I want to send you one. (oh wait you already did)
- [] Yes.
- [] No.
