“Calm down, Hakuba-kun! I got my recent immunization shots on my 16th birthday. I got some hand sanitizer in my bag.” she said as she pulled a travel sized bottle out of her bag.
“But when was your birthday? Have you gotten a flu shot yet this season? Thank god for the sanitizer; put some on right this instant. With all of the touching that people do during the holidays – shopping, opening doors, wrapping gifts, giving them, hugging, potluck grazing – ugh! So many opportunities for sickness to spread and everyone will end up sharing each others germs and then where will we be? If this were a zombie outbreak, the whole country could be infected within days! No – hours, with how densely populated Japan is! Don’t you see how dangerous this is? You must go home immediately and quarantine. Don’t get sick, and don’t get anyone else sick. I’m to return to bed. Please stay well this holiday season, Yamashita-chan. Please.”