Reasons to become a Role Player:

1.) Improve grammar, details, and spelling

2.) Meet awesome people

3.) Allow your creative side to come out

4.) PUT YOUR CHARACTER THROUGH EMOTIONAL TRAUMA
FOR YOUR OWN SICK AMUSEMENT

((This doesn’t mention torturing your RP partners and their characters, however. That should definitely be on there. And underlined. And bolded. Possibly struck-through. To not raise suspicion, of course.))