phantom-thief-kid:

akaikujixyaku:

hannah-shikari:

“I DO WHAT I WANT!”

HAKUBA

KISSES SHOULD BE GIVEN AS A HUMAN

BECAUSE IT’S MORE REWARDING THAT WAY

BESIDES

YOUR GOATBREATH SMELLS HORRIBLE

Freshmints aren’t going to solve it either

he eats only the cleanest of grass and drinks select creek water

“That wouldn’t surprise me at all.”

“Exactly! Even as a goat I have a high standard of living!”