just-shower-thoughts:

The more adventuring a knight does, the more banged up his armor gets. So if you get rescued by a knight in shining armor, you probably got rescued by a really shitty knight.

“…or a knight who takes very good care of his armor and isn’t prone to losing.”

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How do you fail at something as simple as that? I don’t… understand… Have neither of you taken any home economics courses?  …honestly, I suppose Hawaii isn’t all that great for learning new skills after all.