Ship: Hakuba/Hattori Heiji (Meitanteiosaka)

Mun’s Theories:

who cooks normally?: Hakuba. He’s been trained, is good at, and enjoys it, though I believe Heiji would learn to cook his Osakan favorites because he thinks Hakuba can’t do it right for some reason.

how often do they fight?: Every. Single. Day. Usually nothing serious, though. I think the constant bantering keeps the pressure fairly low. 

what do they do when they’re away from each other?: Work, probably. I bet they both do a lot of work. All the time. Together, not together, just working. Heiji keeps up Kendou, though, and Hakuba probably has some sort of stupid hobby… 

nicknames for each other?: Heiji’d call Hakuba “Damn Prat” and Hakuba would call Heiji “Savage Brute” — hey these aren’t very nice, are they? 

who is more likely to pay for dinner?: They fight over it because they’re both spoiled rich kids with hearts of gold. 

who steals the covers at night?: HEIJI. THAT BASTARD. 

what would they get each other for gifts?: Books. When they get their own place it’s almost nothing but bookshelves. 

who remembers things?: Hakuba, definitely.

who cusses more?: It’s about equal, at least when they’re alone together. Otherwise, Heiji. 

what would they do if the other one was hurt?: Freak out and transform into the Mamma Bear or Mother Hen that they are. All of the cuddling and gentleness. 

who kissed who first?: Heiji kissed Hakuba first, while they were drunk. Probably because Hakuba was saying that Heiji’d never do it. 

who made the first move?: Once the kiss happened it was all over and Hakuba ATTACKED~ 

who started the relationship?: Heiji, since Hakuba was too shy to, oddly enough.

Hakuba’s Thoughts: 

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“Hattori-kun? Well… I suppose he is rather attractive, and we do have much in common… I’m not certain that it would be the healthiest relationship ever, though, given my tendency to bait him.”

hannah-shikari:

Other than being a total dick to Heiji? You could’ve been more polite in that Detective Koushien episode. I get that you were irritated, but talking bad about someone isn’t going to help solve the issue at hand. I feel quite disappointed with how you dealt with the situation.“

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"Ah, yes… that little bit. I’m not one to fight fire with fire. When confronted with a point of contention, I seek the most direct and precise method of attack and go for the kill. It’s the most effective. Hattori-san threatened fire, I got out the fire hose.

"He’s used to dealing with his problems physically, which meant that using words would put him on uneven ground. From there, pointing out the flaws and inconsistencies in his methods took him down several notches, requiring him to – once he regained equilibrium – really think about his actions and proceed with proper care.

"Please note that once he began to behave as a professional ought to, I no longer had need to attack. It’s not my fault that he was brash and reckless. Honestly, it should be expected that the son of the Superintendent Supervisor would act accordingly, but alas. It was a harsh lesson, but it needed to be learned. 

"Yes, attempting to save a life is very important, I agree. But there are more ways to get into a locked room than breaking down the door. Besides, did he even consider that the person might be behind the door? Destroying evidence is bad enough, but there are times when culprits will put victims directly in harm’s way for that purpose. How would Hattori-san have felt if he inadvertently injured or killed someone in the very attempt to save them?  

"Granted, no one really knows what the situation is behind a locked door. Hence why I suggested the window. But there are times when a decision must be made, immediately and arbitrarily, because there simply is not time to debate. This is understandable, but those decisions must only be made if the individual is willing to accept the consequences of his actions, which one cannot do if they are not even considered.

"My role was to act as a catalyst to make Hattori consider these matters before acting. Consider the risks, the alternatives, the implications – and so on – many factors that go into each and every decision. A wrong decision, after all, is still better than a blind one made without any thought at all.

"I know that his father has been trying to get this through his thick skull for many years, but to no avail. Hattori-san is stubborn, which is both a blessing and a curse for him. By stepping in and sharing my opinion, I offered a direct challenge that he could not ignore… partly because I am a colleague and thus a rival, and also because I am not a member of his immediate family. As an impartial outside observer, I carried more weight in terms of an unbiased judge. Meaning, someone he could not just brush off.

"So you see, my actions, while admittedly not the most polite, were effective in their reason and purpose. By getting him to stop and think for a moment, Hattori-san was able to identify the culprit. I give him full marks for that – both for the correct deduction and for stepping up to the challenge. It’s to be commended.

"In the end, it’s unfortunate that the entire situation has resulted in bad blood between myself and Hattori-san, but I stand by my methods and am pleased with the results otherwise. I have offered my apologies to Hattori-san and feel no further need to defend myself on this matter."