“I demand that you stop these wild accusations at once! My agent will have a melt down if he finds out that people have been calling me, Hakuba Saguru, a nerd!”
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go the hell to sleep already
CATS DO WHAT THEY WANT
WHEN THEY WANT
ALWAYSSSS
Is it odd that I want Hakuba’s thing now?
Hakuba, you wanna switch with me?
I don’t want to see fishes anymore and I’m sure you’ll find it more fascinating to learn about the deep sea and the BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN than me
TAKE IT I DON’T WANT IT SOB
((Hakuba would LOVE to switch with you since he’s TERRIFIED OF GHOSTS but there are two problems with this:
1) It would scare away the Kaitos which is very much not something Hakuba wants
2) It would scare his MUN
because the ocean is SCARY
and whales are the scariest things that exist.
…so NO. But thank you for your interest.))
Blame it on your kohai
He’s being the cockblocker
“Now, Conan-kun, I know that you don’t especially like Kaitou-san, but I do… A lot, in fact. Soooo if you wouldn’t mind just… giving us a little alone time~?”
“You really shouldn’t be fraternizing with the enemy, Hakuba. I’m so disappointed in you."
"Ah…”
“And here I thought you were a serious detective that I could depend on. So much for being my senpai…”
“…”
BUT WHICH ONE IS ME?!
…probably the one Kaitou-san has his hand on. Like “Stop it, you!”
Sob.
It means you had one too many cuddles, Hakuba -3-
“I can never have enough cuddles, Hannah-chan… not from Kaitou-san, at least.”
“Don’t ask, just don’t,” fingers wrapped around his tie and tugged, quickly planting a quick smooch on his cheek before letting go. “Promise me you’ll pretend this never happened.”
“Ah… oh. Well, a kiss on the cheek. That wasn’t so bad, was it? Aha. I’ll… I’ll not mention it. Thank you, Hannah-chan. I think.”
✪ whiteknighthakuba
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Whooo boy
Better grab the step ladder
“Ah… … … … … … … am I allowed to decline, or is that far too rude? It’s nothing against you personally, Hannah-chan…”
goodbye~
“Hannah-chan, I’m leaving this message with you because I know it will be in capable hands… outside of the usual circle. Please, if you could, tell the others that I… that I-"
The message cuts off there.
★
If we kissed:
- [x] This wouldn’t happen.
- [] Oh disgusting.
- [] Again, again.
- [x] Kiss you back.
- [] Let’s take this to the bedroom.
- [x]
Slap/PushGently nudge you away.
If you asked me out I’d say:
- [x] Um no. “We could go out to dinner, though, if you like?” (what is that supposed to even mean Hakuba what)
- [] YES.
- [] HOLY ASDFGHJK YESSSSS.
Can we cuddle?:
- [x] No.
- [] Ew.
- [x] Sure.
- [] YES.
Sex?:
- [] Let’s do it.
- [] No. You can’t handle my d.
- [] FUCK YES.
- [x] No.
Should you reblog this?:
- [x] Yes. I want to send you one. (ohwait)
- [] Yes.
- [] No.
This is everything, except one which I’m trying to get to him before I rush off. Best wishes!
I think I remember him mentioning a peacoat he wanted. I don’t remember the precise one…
It took a long time to find one with a fairly good inscription, but the signature’s still pretty well in tact.
Okay it took a lot of willpower not to keep this myself (fortunately I found a different set for my own collection) but this was still too charming to pass up.
Happy Birthday, My dear Detective!
“Ah! Wh-what?! How?! Why?! This is far too much… God, I’m… Wow. What in heaven’s name did I do to deserve this? Emi-kun… Ah, I love them all so much. I…”
“Thank you, Emi-kun. And thank you, too, Hannah-chan, for delivering them to me with such care.”