Throwing one in because why not. Has your diet changed at all in any way as a dragon? Or, well, if you haven’t eaten so far, has there been random urges for you to eat things you normally wouldn’t have liked as a human?

“Hmm… I’m still craving cream and sugar if that’s what you’re getting at, but I have a feeling that it would make me very ill. Lactose-intolerant, perhaps? Sugar might be okay. I do wish I had some chocolate. And caramel. Oh, and cheesecake.

"…then again, half of a raw cow sounds amazingly scrumptious, as well. I might just be hungry. All I’ve had so far is tea and biscuits, which is when Baaya screamed. Perhaps I should venture out to find something appropriate to eat…

"Oooh, perhaps I could find some mozzarella! A large hunk of mozzarella and some bread would be perfect with a side of ten or so pounds of ground beef, raw… Or some lamb?

"No vegetables, though. None. Not unless they’re in carrot cake." 

If we kissed:

  • [x] This wouldn’t happen.
  • [] Oh disgusting.
  • [] Again, again.
  • [x] Kiss you back.
  • [] Let’s take this to the bedroom.
  • [x] Slap/Push Gently nudge you away.

If you asked me out I’d say:

  • [x] Um no. “We could go out to dinner, though, if you like?” (what is that supposed to even mean Hakuba what)
  • [] YES.
  • [] HOLY ASDFGHJK YESSSSS.

Can we cuddle?:

  • [x] No.
  • [] Ew.
  • [x] Sure.
  • [] YES.

Sex?:

  • [] Let’s do it.
  • [] No. You can’t handle my d.
  • [] FUCK YES.
  • [x] No.

Should you reblog this?:

  • [x] Yes. I want to send you one. (ohwait)
  • [] Yes.
  • [] No.