osakandetectivehattori:

“Cute an’ adorable? Check. Puffy when irritated? Check. Posterin’ when feelin’ cornered? Check. Yup, yere a Bambi.”

“…! I am not cute or adorable, and Bambi is the name of a character, not a category or adjective. If you mean to imply that I am like a stag, I suppose that’s a popular enough opinion, but still… inaccurate!"