“No! Nooo this is the exact opposite of what I wanted!”Only joking, Saguruliostolopolous. Lighten up.
“I may need to update that pie chart. I’m not actually as much of a… manwhore as I say that I am, particularly because I tend to avoid getting into bed with friends. And people that I must associate with on a daily or weekly basis. Avoid at all costs, for the most part, really. Just the ones that I never, ever, ever have to see again will do.”