
“That depends entirely on the wearer, though I do think that glasses can add a certain sex appeal, yes.”

“That depends entirely on the wearer, though I do think that glasses can add a certain sex appeal, yes.”

“Once upon a time, when I was a young boy, still so full of hope and wonder, I had a collection of dragons. All different breeds and types, sizes and shapes. I took them anywhere that I could, and we often played out in the woods behind the estate. I ‘fed’ them, bathed them, and tucked them into bed each night. Granted, Mum wouldn’t let me take them everywhere, as the number in my dragon army grew upwards of thirty, but I always did take one with me: Penrose.”

"Oh, she was glorious. Black dragon; sleek and dangerous and wild as they come. Penrose was the queen of the army, and all of the dragons obeyed her every whim. She came with me on the plane, even, when we’d travel abroad. I’d have slept with her on my pillow, too, were she not a polyresin statue with sharp horns and claws. Even so, I spoke to her every night and she watched over me while I slept.”

“At times I wonder if she would have protected me back in the days of Whitechapel, but I struggle to suspend my disbelief for long enough. All too soon, the memory of smashing her into pieces replays in my mind, and I know that part of my life is long since over.”

“More tea! Matcha and Earl Grey~!”

“Of course you had to pick the three most attractive young men that I know… Let’s go with a kiss for Kudou-kun, marrying Kuroba-kun, and… well, you can figure out the rest, I’m certain.”

“Basically, yes!”

“I’ve lost count, ashamedly enough. Once it became a running joke, there’ve been no shortage of them in the post, all gifts. I’ve only purchased ONE on my own.”

“Immediately report to The Daily Planet and put my journalistic skills to use! Watch out, Lois Lane! You’re about to meet your match!”


“Tea. Always tea. Unless there is cake. Then, tea and cake.”

“Not especially, though Kuroba-kun has been known to ask me to play MMOs with him before. When I do play games, it tends to be things like sudoku, tetris, or, ah… pokemon.”

“Aged white cheddar, unless it’s for a barbecue, then a lob of smoked mozerlla will do quite nicely.”