Sexy meme: 8, 21, 28

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8: Sex on the bed, couch or the floor?

“All. Any. The bed is the easiest, but anything will work if you’re creative.”

21: Have you ever had a threesome? If not, would you?

“A couple of times, yes, but it’s never as fun as it sounds like it’s going to be. With one-on-one, you can really pay attention and focus on pleasing your partner." 

28: Favourite body part on the opposite sex?

"Breasts. Not necessary, of course, but very nice when available.”

1, 14, 26

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1: When did you lose your virginity?

“Technically speaking… when I was nine years old. Unless you mean when it was my idea… then thirteen..”

14: Do you prefer giving or receiving oral sex?

“Giving. Always.”

26: Something that will never fail to get you horny?

“…acrobatic performances." 

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3: Do you have any unusual kinks/fetishes?

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“It’s rather unhealthy, honestly, so I don’t seek it out. But the idea of being brutalized is… appealing. Ah… otherwise, I’m rather fond of licking… particularly when caramel is involved." 

How do you hide your fear?

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“The secret is to be afraid all of the time.”

“Prioritizing objectives by breaking less than ideal situations down into basic tasks with clear and manageable objectives. Then, it’s simply a matter of completing each task. Fear is easily defeated with a thorough to-do list.”