“Bless you, anon… yes, this is much, much better.”
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*Crashes into your house with a time travelling giraffe car*
“…now is not the time.”
how about duck a l’orange for the happy hungry hobbit
“…This is… not funny…”
"…it’s so… awful and oily oh god why can’t I stop?!”
Magic anon: You are now eating everything for 3 days.
“…Good God… I’ll be the tallest little hobbit of them all.”
Baa! ♈ never WENT to LONDON before. ♈ wonder HOW ♈t FEELS l♈ke TO l♈ve THERE.
“It’s a wonderful city, and large enough to accommodate many different living styles. Public transportation can get you just about anywhere with only a short walk. Or a long one, if you feel up to it. London is perfect for walking. It’s rich with history and fitted with the best of modern conveniences. Truly, a wonder. Definitely visit if you get the chance."
Hakuba~ What’s this I hear about a girl from school? Akako was her name? Does someone has an itty bitty crush now~? How cute~
“Ah, I… used to have a crush on Koizumi-san, this is true. And we dated for a little while, in fact. But, ah, things did not… go well… and we are not exactly on good terms any longer…”
Do you have any frieeeeeeeends????
“One, I think… Two if you count my governess… but that’s a little sad, isn’t it?”
An unmarked package arrives on Hakuba’s doorstep. A letter is attached. “Mr. Hakuba,” it reads. “While excavating some ruins in Wales, we have uncovered a strange item. With your permission, we would appreciate it if you could examine it and send us back the results. Signed,” and here the signature was blurred, the ink having rubbed off during transit and poor handling. Inside was a strange item, looking somewhat like an emu or dinosaur egg.
“Well, that’s… somewhat unusual. And you’re not sure who sent it, Baaya?”
“No, sir… it was on the doorstep this afternoon. Apparently, there was no signature required.”
“The return information is missing, too… That’s troubling. I wasn’t expecting anything.”
“It’s a good thing that you’re a detective, or that might be a problem.”
“Thank you, Baaya.”
Hakuba brought the box to his bedroom and opened it at his desk. “An egg? How peculiar.”
He removed it from the box and handled it gently, inspecting it from top to bottom with interest. “Very curious…” It didn’t appear to be a real egg, at least not any that he was familiar with, so he set it upon his desk to act as a rather large paperweight.
He’d need to get a stand for it to prevent it from rolling off.
*hands you a $500 gift certificate to Teavana*
“I will put this to great use! Thank you very much, Anonymous-san.”
A peck on the cheek~
“Ah- thank you. And here I thought you weren’t going to be one of my fan girls…"