
“You got me- I’m really a fan of well-dressed men and women. Ties included, yes?”

“You got me- I’m really a fan of well-dressed men and women. Ties included, yes?”

“That’s… fairly direct… but okay, yes… I’ll admit to that. At least when he’s not making me feel completely useless and stupid, anyway.” (Which happens a lot.)

“That is a definite yes.”

“If I have no cases or heists to attend to, there’s a 50/50 chance that I’ve been dragged to a charity event or benefit auction. High society functions reign on the weekends, and I’m expected to participate. Fortunately, this usually includes ample access to alcohol, which helps get me through the evening. The available company is also sometimes interesting. Otherwise, I can be found reading, reading, reading at home. Unless I’m in London, in which case, you’ll find me at pub playing billiards and doing what we Brits do best: drinking.”

“Speaking of which… As many have said now, staying hydrated is the best way to avoid a hangover. Make sure to drink a lot of water, and don’t drink on an empty stomach. Know your limits and don’t push past them. As fun as being drunk sounds, it usually isn’t.”

“Now, if it’s already too late for that and you are hungover, make sure to get some rest, take some aspirin, drink a lot more water, and try coffee or tomato juice.”

"Also, I find that it’s quite sobering to try to make some kind of magical hangover cure, because it is often disgusting and will discourage further drinking. Or, well, over drinking, anyway. Good luck!”


“Huh… What’s this I wonder?"

“Uhm.”

“I don’t try to understand the women in my life; I just enjoy their company.”

“Fair enough. Good luck in your endeavors~"

“I’m glad to know that you don’t know any of my direct weaknesses, but taking it out on KID isn’t fair either. He IS a cutie. And a true gentleman. I’m certain that he would defend you in most any case, so long as you’re not awful to him… and even then, I imagine he still would. So, please, be considerate…”

“That’s rather unsporting of you, isn’t it? I don’t actually have any files on you at present; I was merely teasing. Please don’t be rude to KID; if you remember, he’s the one who stood up for you. If you continue to threaten him, I’m afraid I’ll have to be proactive in protecting him.”

“I stopped, I stopped! I’m behaving, no need to get any fish involved.”