You can tell her that I can and will spam her Skype with Piyo-chan’s song one.letter.at.a.time. It might not be a long song, but it’s long enough to drive someone insane >.>

"I can’t say for certain whether that would be an effective strategy or not… she does seem partial to Miyamo-san’s talents, after all, and with the mental state that she’s currently in, she may enjoy it a tad too much. Still, I believe that I’ve gotten her nearly convinced to head bedward, now… not with promises of the fanfiction assistance that I’d expected, but rather, with promises of making curry rice tomorrow for little Edogawa-kun…”

“The truth is, she always did prefer him to me. Alas, yet another thing I must defer to Kudou-kun. Unfortunate, but such is life, I suppose.”

“Oi, oi… maybe if you didn’t make things so awkward, it’d be different?”

“Somehow I doubt it, my little kohai-is-my-senpai… Somehow I doubt it.”

“Aha… right..  Uhhhm… Mun-neechan? Can you go to sleep now? Hakuba’s staring to freak me out.”