“I agree. I’m fairly alarmed here.”
Tag Archives: eat all the things
Oreo Pizza
“I’m going to get diabetes at this rate. You realize this, don’t you?”
Eleven corndogs from the gas station. Just for you.
Pie?
“Ohhh that looks so good…”
Number 17? Baa! 83
17: What is your favorite type of pie?
“Cherry pie!”
eat this entire bucket of peanut butter
“I’m going to be so sick after this.”
hands you a roast leg of venison. yes. THAT leg.
“…wait, how long has this been sitting out?"
"Venison is an acquired taste… I’m so glad that I got over that when I was fifteen…"
/throws matcha cake at
“Ah, yes! Maybe this isn’t so bad after all…”
Here! Have a lovely cake instead! :D
“Bless you, anon… yes, this is much, much better.”