[text] do you like mousey or mouse better
[text] i never really asked you for your opinion before
[text] are you sure you’re not gay?
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((let’s have some drunkuba fun!))
[text] hyo you know i think that maybe you mifnr b a cute if you really just changed your hair maybe
[text] ,myimad it streaight
[text] spoke with an insude oivcie monce in a while
[text] whty are ALL OSKANANS SO LODU
But your the same age as me. You can’t drink until your 20! Your only a minor!”
“I’m also from the United Kingdom, where the legal drinking age is 16. So while YOU are not permitted to drink, I am opting to maintain British legalities while at home.”
kitameguire reblogged your post and added:
“Please Hakuba-kun!”
“No. I am permitted to drink alcohol in my private residence. It is none of your business, and I do not appreciate being patronized in such a way.”
“Hakuba-kun! Stay out of the bourbon! No more alcohol for you!”
“Ah, that’s right; you’re still new around here, Yamashita-chan. Hah… Ha ha ha… Haahahaa!”
“Not you, nor anyone else, can stop me! I’ll be drinking until the sun rises!"
[text meme: XD ]
XD – For a “I wish you just saw that” text.
[text] So I just witnessed something interesting, which you might appreciate. I was sitting in a little cafe, drinking a pick-me-up mocha, when one of the suspects that I’ve been following…
[text] …speeds by on a motorcycle. Only to get side-swiped by a porsche – a cherry red one, like the one you advised me not to buy. The suspect is alive. Barely. But the porsche barely has a scratch.
[text] You know, I’m not sure where I’m going with this text.
[text] You really would have had to have been there.
[text] Can barely see any blood on the paint. Honest. It’s extraordinary.
[text] God what have I become?
[text] (ps: the answer is ‘a good detective’)