[text]: Are ya a’ home?
[text]: Or a bar?
[text]: ……….
[text]: I’ll pretend ya didn’ say tha’,
[text]: Or tha’.
[text]: Where tha hell are ya?
[text] oi’m wehre the COOL peopleare
[text] hence why oyu’r not here you osakan assss
[text] HaKUAB WAS HERE, HATOTIRIS A LOSER
[text] kdo i have a very imporotnat questions for you
[text] have oyu ever koilled someone with a hanger
[text] a plzstic one nto a the wire because that would be too eazy
[text] howm uch did they bleed it fsos
[text] nof one;s died but I was thjihnkgbbi about it
[text] formy next book
[text] thatm f m aim writinggn
[text] mef mi honemy i
[text] hjave you ever considered a carreer in runngng away with me
[text] youshould relaly REALLY try thi s scotch it is burningn liek my love for oyu
[text] alsoalsoalso that tinman guy hasNTIHguin on me
[text] forexmaple: he’s short
[text] adn Im goignti get a much bgiger dog
[text] therovore, o wo;; wom ypour jamd
[text] wil jj you lmarry me
[text] dear kdiruoba kid
[text] do oy have the ohmewokr asignment for chem
[text] i cant rmemeber if we have school tomorrow
[text] wait
[text] NEMVIFN IT’S THE weeKEND and my BRITHDAy
[text] why arne;t yuu here
[text] this nbar isnt’t carding
[text] stleAL Us some more RUMM andCOKe
[text] ai-chan i think that you might be a little bit too calluso of conan-kun
[text] he may be emotionally challeggned but
[text] he’s technically a good guy
[text] also where is your mum from
[text] weshoudl have tea i think because halfERSUNITEe
[text] you knoiw
[text] you can alct as coOL as you want to but that doesn’t CHANGE THE AFAct that you’re a CLASS ASS ACt CLOWn
[text] and
[text] CRIMINAL
[text] there is somethign about JUSTICE in the air tongiht
[text] and you will NOT intimidinated me int ot giving any MORE KISSES Sokay
[text] OKAY?!?!!?
[text] itz,my nbirthday btw
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[text]: Uh….
[text]: Dun ya be trash talkin’ my baby…
[text]: Sexy hair????
[text]: Hakuba are ya drunk?
[text]: Yeah yere drunk.
[text]: Where are ya?
[text] haHAAHA i like I WOULD EVER TELL YOU
[text] you’ll NEVER FRINED ME A HAHATTTORI
[text] NEVAAAAAAAAAAAAR
[text] alsoyOUR MUM IS A HAMSTER
[text] wa i
[text] t
[text] yor mum is a verrryyyy classy lady
[text] isshh she sincgle?
[text] hey yuo
[text] whydont’ you evercomen sleeping with me anyway
[text] mtnea
[text] WAIT I MEANT DRINKING
[text] CMEOM DRINK wITH ME
[text] TO DAYS GONE BYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYy
[text] NEVERMIND
[text] YOU’RE KAITOU KID THOGh
[text] mouri-san woudl you liek to go on a date with me?
[text] i’ve always thought that you werreally maamzingg
[text] evnet though your father gives me a hug headache
[text] who needs that kudou-whoever-kun anyway
[text] you think you’res osgreat with your
[text] okonomoonom ono ki
[text] and your kendo and your motorcylcen ad your
[text] sexy hair
[text] ugh you’re the WORST sI HAHTE YOu
[text] just
[text] dont evn shoiw yuor face or kissm becase i jsut gnna
[text] klgkk skdfl phngdcvn h you