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sadisticfiction:

[text]: er…

[text]: i don’t think your friends deny being criminals

[text]: …

[text]: do they?

[text]: if you’re talking about that one time you invited me over

[text]: i think

[text]: might want to get that checked

[text]: or locked?

[text]: unless you like your criminal friends creeping on you

[text]: i guess?

[text]: i think that would make the entire high school population criminals

[text]: just sleep it off

[text] noyou don’tuner stand i forgep aperwrok too

[text] andsmotntimes lie sabout cases

[text] and ALSO DON’t ARETEST PEOPLES when I KNOWTH TEY ARE THE BAD GUY

[text] oajy athat only ahppeledn leike once but still

[text] also my friends sthatsleep into the window are really nicem ost of the time 

[text] just thives not murdererss

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guardianangelofgreatdetectives replied to your post:Bother me

[text] Are you feeling okay, Hakuba-san? What does KID have to do with any of this, by the way?

[text] Thanks for the compliment , but you should probably go get some rest.

[text] And you shouldn’t be drinking. Japan’s drinking age is 20.

[text] its’my birthday thgo h

[text] soicand o what i want to cryif i want to

[text] is oyr father avialable for drinks

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akaikujixyaku:

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     [text] Not a total ass.
     [text] A sort of weirdly endearing, cute ass.
     [text] if you want to marry me when the sun comes through your blinds
     [text] and I’m sitting in the chair in the corner grinning
     [text] then we can totally still get married.

[text] iam cute thankyou but you arecuter

[text] all rihgtg then we cna wyay it until the mornging

[text] bnut I wi llstuill want to i poromsie

[text] hpw do you feel baout the swiss apls?

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Bother me [I had to]

[text] i have al ittle story for you

[text] you odo not KNow who this IS but you DO KNOW who this IS 

[text] thes tory goes like thjis: 

[text] spider had a ltitellamb

[text] itsfloleeces was WIHITES AS SNOW

[text] SNOW HIWTE KNGIHT of SHGHINING ARMOR 

[text] to ARREST YO u FOR JUSTICE

[text] YO UWOUNT GET AWAYI WTH TI MISSFMUFFET 

[text] IM GOING TOGET YO MORIARTY 

[text] EVENFI T I AENDS AT REICHENBACH 

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sadisticfiction reblogged your post and added:

[text]: …

[text]: aren’t you usually more

[text]: sophisticated in your speech

[text]: …

[text]: are you drunk?

[text]: no i haven’t

[text]: i guess…

[text]: the easiest way would be to bend it and strangle them with it

[text]: or break it and impale them

[text]: … i don’t know if i should have told you that

[text]: you’re writing a book?

[text] yes

[text] ist about the criminal mind of thoise who are idn denial of criminalness

[text] mostof my friends are foging to be featured because most of my friends are cromaninals in some way or naotyihauider

[text] did you knwoi that peolple s meank into my bedromoa at night sometimnes????

[text] a;siof i amn not relaly legal dtrinking age int his country so I am a croimain l TOO

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miyanohaibara reblogged your post and added:

[Text] What in the world are you talking about Hakuba-kun?
[Text] Oh, it seems that you’ve gotten drunk. Hattori-kun has notified me of it.
[Text] I am well aware of that, thank you. 
[Text] She’s from England.
[Text] Uh..sure?
[text] yis but where in englianhd
[text] are we tlakign london
[text] pr suffolk
[text] osmepepoepl say that we are related
[text] ideosn’t that seem racist to you??
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akaikujixyaku:

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     [text] ♥♥♥ you are so unreasonably cute when you’re drunk as hell
     [text] 10/10 my ideal career path.
     [text] and that sounds great darling if a little painful
     [text] now don’t bully Tintin, what he lacks in height he makes up for…
elsewhere, I’m sure.
     [text] but I guess I’ll forgive you your meanness and marry you anyways.
     [text] in drunkness and in stupor, until hangover do we part.

[text] what wiat what idd I text uou

[text] hoemnmy take my phoen away please

[text] im boudn to maek a totla asss of myself i think

[text] again

[text] tho if weget marredi then it is ALL worTH TI