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thenightmarebyyourside:

[text] No, this is a phantom message that you’re seeing in your inebriated state

[text] And it’s still debating about those skills of yours

[text] I suppose I should offer congratulations for your birthday

[text] But forgive me if I don’t really wish to come and share in the celebration

[text] I highly doubt you’ll be happy with the fact you even asked when you’re sober

[text] youd nbe surprised whith ohw excited i can get over correct deudctions you know
[text] jst watit for one of these days gonat i get oyu in a spider wbe of my OWn
[text] wtij great rpsonsibilty comes fgreat power, you spidre MAN
[text] i ont fall foryur ticknext time
[text] tomrrow 

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meitantei-cowlick:

[text] That’s good to know, I guess. But you can’t blame me for worrying.
[text] Koushine? I can’t seem to figure out what you mean here, sorry.
[text] I am hardly ever home! How do you not know this? Aside from the fact you’re drunk and probably aren’t thinking too clearly.
[text] As evident by the fact you think I look like KID. Just because he doesn’t need a mask to disguise as me doesn’t mean anything. 
[text] kahdsfjgalgfwkhdf kahdfha IAMNOTCUTE.

[text] regardless you remind meof a story about a detecitve who was the best detective inf all of london
[text] NAY all the wORDL
[text] you would have won the koushien i think
[text] dos harttor talk about me? i understand you two are friends
[text] your face
[text] is almost like a kudou

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meitantei-cowlick reblogged your post and added:

[text] I would ask how you would know how many times you’ve been to my house but you probably, actually counted them so.

[text] Do you know how often I’m not at home? I think the most I see of my house is coming home at night and leaving it in the morning. 

[text] I have no problem seeing you, just make sure I’m home next time. 

[text] Please do not kill Hattori.

[text] Why is that even a text omg. You’re drunk aren’t you. I suppose the contents of your texts should have clued me in on that.

[text] iwouldnt really kill huim reall come on he’s aone  ouf our cOLLEAGUES 
[text] besides we haverto have an koushine fro real
[text] wait you wernent there were you
[text] blodyy hell kudou
[text] b;oody
[text] hELL
[text] didyou knwoi that you lylook just liek kaitou kid
[text] god youre so cute

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thenightmarebyyourside reblogged your post and added:

[text] …

[text] I’ll admit, the story was amusing

[text] Though, I wasn’t aware that your stalking had given you my number, detective

[text] I suppose I’m not too surprised

[text] …

[text] Just how drunk are you to be texting me?

[text] wait this isrelayl your numebr?!
[text] andoyu KNOW WHO I AM
[text] my detectiving skills thare the tOPS
[text] anbspol utely RED lerrtTer
[text] os,m y brithday os of cOURSE I’m druNK it;s the BRITISH WAy
[text] blodoy hell if this is relaly you shoudl come to drinkwithus
[text] comeo ver I’ll order oyu an apple SPIDER 
[text] i meant cirder
[text] straberry cider