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The morning after you wake up groggy, somehow you have made it to your bed. Perhaps someone worried about your well-being has helped you there. As you sit up your head aches something fierce and it takes any strength you have to keep from falling over while stumbling clumsily onto your feet. What happen last night? You don’t remember much so you give up on trying and head to the bathroom for some aspirin. The minute you see yourself in the mirror you notice your sporting a purple wig…

“What… in the world happened last night?” 

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//-casually requests a drunk text ohmy hellothere~~-

[text] onceupon atime there was a girl who waited by her window nd shewiated and waited and wiated

[text] and waited and waited nwad waitned and wiated

[text] sndna wited

[text] andfinally he cmae nad told her that they were going to go striaghto ntil morning

[text] scond star to the right

[text] itjust rmeind meof you

[text] only i gotmore flowers

[text] cani brorw oyur hat

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re: drunk hakuba

(guys he is going to have the worst hangover in the history of ever tomorrow. he normally doesn’t drink this much, I don’t know what happened. One minute he was talking about how he actually liked himself, the next he got out the scotch… and the rum… and then it was pub crawling…? can you even do that in Japan??????

(we should probably assume that Akira and/or Subaru dragged him away from the bar and got him safe in bed but man oh man what in the world will he wake up to no one even knows this is scary plus unicorns??????)

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((Drunk text~~~))

[text] masumir-sanchan i just nwated to let you knwo that i htink gthatwe  should be friends 

[text] the restojms for thisw are as follows:

[text] 1) we javer smismialra interestests ( girls??>?? boys??? )

[text] 2) we arbe rb poth allergedly detectives

[text] 3) we woish conan was outr sapprenteices

[text] acti;hlh; i guess that makes usw RUVALS

[text] prepare youtrself!!!111

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[text] jnus [text] janus lple [text] janus i dont’m reemeber your pone number [text] plpesase giveme your phone number soican text you [text] ineed a ride [text] o camt rem,e,ner wjere ,y car wemt

osakansax:

whiteknighthakuba:

osakansax:

Sigh.

[text] janus pls

服部平次：I promise a HEALTHY supply of duck a l’orange will be sent to your estate if you contact this number again.
19:18pm

服部平次：That is regardless of whether or not you are drunk.
19:18pm

[text] yur jst saying that

[text] that stuff is theworst food

[text] dntm ake me qutoe spiceigrls at you yu know i will <3