∞ – For an altered state of mind text. (Drunk, drugged.)
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((drunk text for Kaitobird. can be any rating you’d like~))
[text] howlong will it take you to get tomyplce
[text] bethc i cna strip faster than that
[text] o;ll tstart on the train get a jhead start
[text] olove you
[text] wait yo’reu in ajpan right now huh
[text] dammit
[text] please don’t strip in public as that’ll get you arrested
[text] that said, please send any pictures you happen to take~
[text] I can send some pictures of my own~
[text] I don’t think that will be necessary. My apologies for the disorderly text messages, Kaito-kun… I was clearly in over my head last night and am justly embarrassed and hungover now.
[text] Also, don’t send photos of that nature over text; it’s not secure and could result in scandal.
[text] Not that I don’t appreciate the thought…?
Next time you break these rules, I’m going to find you and you’ll like the morning after even less than you’re liking today. Because really, you shouldn’t drink so much.
“Understood, Kaito-kun…"
Next time, think before you drink.
By now, the unsigned individual’s handwriting should’ve been quite familiar to him.
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“…I’ve never been more terrified to look at my cell phone history as I am right at this moment. What did I do…?”
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Oh, no, Hakuba… you can still be sick even with nothing left in your stomach. Sorry buddy.
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“I’m going to be sick… again… though I’m fairly certain that it would be next to impossible for me to throw up any more."
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“Really, there can’t be that many places that deliver french food around here… Are they all coming from the same location?”
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“Ugh, it even looks so greasy… I can’t eat any of this… Baaya!”
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“…more? But why? How?”
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“Duck a l’orange? Why would anyone have this delivered here?”