Series Commentary from Gab and Yuki:

I’d like to take this opportunity to thank yukitsukihana, for always giving me an opportunity to participate in dcmk crack. Here she writes Aoko and Kaito, as usual, and I take on the roles of Hakuba and Akako.

This does have a couple of panels from the latest Magic Kaito manga chapter, so it has been put under a cut to make it easier to avoid spoilers. 

Thank you, please enjoy. 

spoiler town here we go~

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Hakuba: >____>;;;;; so immature
Akako: *snorts* she’s so naive 
Hakuba: HE’S MORE LIKE A WHITE FALCON
Kaito: ….oi
Akako: no, just a silly little dove
Hakuba: FALCON
Aoko: cockroach!!
Hakuba: ’___’;;;; Nakamori-chan, really…
Aoko: *NODS*
Hakuba: …. I’m very sorry to say this, but you’re hopeless
Akako: playground tactics from our little kouhai~~
Aoko: Hakuba-kun!!
Hakuba: you can’t go around calling people that you like a  cockroach!
Aoko: well he is! he always keeps coming back, even if you don’t want him too!
Kaito: OI

Akako and Hakuba think about that, because she has a point.
Then, at the same time: 

Akako: he’s more like a stubborn tom cat then
Hakuba: perhaps a cat would be more appropriate 

and they look at each other
and Hakuba goes <////<;;;

Aoko: no way. cats are cute and cuddly

Kaito: *eyebrow twitch*

Akako and Hakuba BOTH OPEN THEIR MOUTHS
TO REPLY
THEN LOOK AT EACH OTHER
CLOSE THEIR MOUTHS
…and keep their comments to themselves

And Now for a Bedtime Story:

Gab: Once upon a time, there were three little detectives who each had a little house. One built his house of books by Ellery Queen. One build his house of books by Arthur Conan Doyle. And the last built his books from the entire Oxford university library.
Gab: Then, along came the big bad Kaitou Wolf, who stalked up to the Ellery Queen house
Gab: and huffed
Gab: and puffed
Gab: and KICKED OVER THE LITTLE PILE OF BOOKS
Allie Pigion: omfg
★ Karococo! (Cauxiq): OMFG
Gab: and sent the little Osakan detective running to the next house, where the big bad Kaitou wolf went to next
Gab: KUDO PLEASE YA GOTTA LET ME IN
Gab: OI geez fine
Allie Pigion: oh god
★ Karococo! (Cauxiq): omg
Gab: So the two detectives hid behind their fortress of Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
Gab: all of the serial productions and paperbacks hardcovers etc
Gab: But then came Big Bad Kaitou Wolf
Gab: who huffed
Gab: and puffed
Gab: and BODY TACKLED INTO THE HOUSE
★ Karococo! (Cauxiq): FUCK
Gab: sending the two detectives SQUEALING for the third house
Allie Pigion: GDI KAITO
Gab: They pounded at the house
Gab: PLEASE HAKUBA LET US IN
Gab: YA GOTTA LET US IN
Gab: Hakuba peeked over the fortified tower of books with an incredulous brow raise
Gab: Hakuba: And why should I let you in~?
Allie Pigion: oh my god
Gab: Shinichi: we’re colleages?
★ Karococo! (Cauxiq): omgggg
Gab: Heiji: ya ya we’re colleagues hakuba!!
Gab: Hakuba: hMmMmM I seem to remember that /you/ didn’t think I DESERVED to be in Japan, Hattori
★ Karococo! (Cauxiq): PFT
Gab: Heiji: no! wait I mean c’MON HAKUBA
Gab: Hakuba: And if I remember correctly, YOU thought that Kaitou Kid wasn’t even a challenge and that I was ridiculous for having not caught him yet
Gab: Shinichi: hey we can talk about sherlock holmes hakuba
Allie Pigion: omg hakuba
Gab: Hakuba: Kudou may come in~
★ Karococo! (Cauxiq): FUCK
★ Karococo! (Cauxiq): AHAHA
Gab: Shinichi scrambles in
★ Karococo! (Cauxiq): JERK
Gab: Heiji: BUT HAKUBA WHA ‘BOUT ME?!
Gab: Hakuba: admit that I’m great u_u
Gab: Heiji has to think about it
Gab: looking between the fortress and the approaching Kaitou Wolf
★ Karococo! (Cauxiq): omg
Gab: Hakuba: I’m waiting~
Gab: Heiji: Er Uh
Gab: Heiji: MAYBE YER NOT SO LAME AS I SAID
Gab: Shinichi: geez
Gab: Hakuba: Is that really the best you can do?
Gab: Heiji: PLEASE HAKUBA HE’S COMIN
Gab: Hakuba: HMF An apology would be nice at least
Gab: Heiji: ’M SORRY OKAY ’M SORRY
Gab: Hakuba: oh all right come on in, tea’s almost ready
Gab: so the three detectives drank tea while waiting inside of the fortress of books
Gab: while the big bad kaitou wolf came creeping over
Gab: and he huffed
Gab: and he puffed
Gab: and he poured a several gallons of lighter fluid onto the fortress 
★ Karococo! (Cauxiq): OH GOD
Allie Pigion: omfgggg
Gab: Shinichi: oi do you smell something?
★ Karococo! (Cauxiq): retreat to akako’s house
Gab: Hakuba: probably just the scones, I’ll go check
Gab: Heiji: nice place Hakuba’s got here I guess
Gab: Hakuba: IT’S NOT THE SCONES THE WHOLE ENTIRE FORTRESS IS ON FIRE
★ Karococo! (Cauxiq): goodbye nerds
Gab: Shinichi: why did we think that building a house out of books was a good idea
Allie Pigion: they were very literary minded
Gab: and they all burned to death
Gab: and the Big Bad Kaitou Wolf howled into the night to celebrate his success
Gab: the end <3

Detective Conan: Comic Book Time

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“If my calculations are correct – and they always are – then this may be the secret to a cellular regression on a smaller scale. Which means…”

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“…that I’ve beaten miss Miyano at her own game and created a new drug that will produce the desired effect without the negative repercussions, allowing me to return to my physical condition approximately one year ago.”

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“Clearly, the organization hired the wrong scientist for the job… but that’s all right; I’d rather use it for my own purposes.”

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Detective Conan: At A Glance

here we see the mouri family (kogoro, conan, and ran) on a typical week day

kogoro takes conan with him to see yoko okino, who seems to have a mystery for them to solve!

that little guy is always solving mysteries… he even made a detective gang with his little school mates!

oh look! it’s conan’s best friend and fellow detective, hattori heiji! that crazy osakan

he needs all of his detective friends to fight and capture the infamous kaitou kid!!112

olive-the-olive:

detectivecatstorm:

conans life of blemished morals started early. remember episode 32. conan is so jealous of rans possible date that he stalks her to the restaurant and inconveniences her by making her go buy a thing for him so that he could see this hypothetical dude

then in the end scene he points out the guy he thinks ran was going on a date with and with an extremely malicious voice brings up what he said earlier (the guy was a total womanizer but still)

go watch that part again just listen to the scathing hatred in conans voice i have never seen him so vile this is the lowest point

conan is such a shit

It’s one of the reasons why I adore him as a character. LOL. he’s a teenage boy with very little life experience… I love it. What a jerk. Ah. <3 

detectivecatstorm:

olive-the-olive:

makomorimakomori:

part of what makes sato x takagi so appealing is how they completely overthrow the romantic formula in detective conan and work and it’s just so wonderful and fresh and god i thank all the god for their existence i just want more smut

sato/takagi is the only canon detective conan ship i approve of

i was just thinking about how awesome sato and takagi are

I think it’s interesting that they are the most successful couple in the series and they are one of the only ones who aren’t first loves. Is Gosho perhaps aware of how ridiculous it is? Is he making a statement on the cultural idealization of romance? 

“Main Character Squad” is how my husband and brother and I refer to them… and we’ve often said that Megure, Sato/Takagi, and Kogoro all actually belong in a different anime… a cool, classic, mature anime… they’re just doing cameo appearances to help Conan & co out. They are clearly too cool for this anime but they’re just so dang pro they can’t help it.

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