sending your kid to catholic school is the easiest way to guarantee your kid will not be catholic
Fun story: a friend of mine discovered she was bi-sexual and into bdsm at a catholic school after a nun put her over her knee and spanked her. Christians just can’t seem to get anything right.
Lmfao my fave post now has an even better comment
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tru zodiac descriptions
aries: get a job nerd
taurus: really intimidating and likes plants
gemini: u talk too fast
cancer: cute and probably cries a lot
leo: sexy and definitely cries a lot
virgo: get that stick out of ur ass
libra: satans cousin 3 times removed
scorpio: pretty ok with murder
sagittarius: wow rude
capricorn: *mr krabs voice* money
aquarius: came from the 11th plane of the void
pisces: really excited about birthday parties