XD – For a “I wish you just saw that” text.

[text] So I just witnessed something interesting, which you might appreciate. I was sitting in a little cafe, drinking a pick-me-up mocha, when one of the suspects that I’ve been following…

[text] …speeds by on a motorcycle. Only to get side-swiped by a porsche – a cherry red one, like the one you advised me not to buy. The suspect is alive. Barely. But the porsche barely has a scratch.

[text] You know, I’m not sure where I’m going with this text.

[text] You really would have had to have been there.

[text] Can barely see any blood on the paint. Honest. It’s extraordinary.

[text] God what have I become?

[text] (ps: the answer is ‘a good detective’)