((and then I spend the entire time in the shower composing Hakuba’s Koushien Lament about meeting Heiji… … … man IDEK WHAT I AM EVEN DOING WITH MY LIFE

here are some more verses I thought of:

I think you might be jealous
Yes, I’m rather sure that’s true
It’s really not my fault, you know,
That I’ve solved far more crimes than you~!

and then

So, maybe I’m obsessive,
with the one I couldn’t solve
But you would be the same, Hattori,
if you’d only get involved~!

and more but

I’ll keep writing verse and then put them all together and cut with a machete and then record it. And then everyone will be like “?????? wasting time ??????” only a couple of people will laugh and it will make it all worth it. thank you goodbye.))

((ps it’s a broadway-style musical obv))