She smiles, putting her finger to her chin and looking at Hakuba with devious eyes. “Well i could very much help with the detective part, there has been a rumor going around my neck of the woods recently.” Her grin widened and she shifted her weight.
“Oh reaaaally? Please, go on."
I believe the red portion should be changed to “unresolved sexual tension WITHKAITOUHAREM”
“You know, I could probably make a piechart that breaks down the UST into sections. The Kaitouharem would easily be the largest portion, but in my attempts to compensate for that, I have unintentionally created many other potential relationships that are likewise unresolved…”
“It’s become quite the problem.”
goodgod man i dont think you showed how much youd “rather not discuss such information”
“Ah… oh… … … r-right…”
“Tea. Always tea.”
“Hardly… I’m from the United Kingdom, eh? Half-brit. Yes, I realize that the Scots and the Irish are better known for their drinking, but you’d be hard-pressed to drink an Englishman under the table, too. I can think of few things more relaxing than sharing pints with good mates at a pub.
"In short, no- my alcohol tolerance is quite high."
“I think that it is unwise to completely dismiss something that we currently have no way of accurately measuring… one way or the other.. in… quantifiable… terms… Especially when the purpose of science is to continually improve upon theories and discover…”
“Ah…"
“I do, as a matter of fact. Piano, first, as I’ve been playing it since I was very young and have the most experience with it. I also learned to play the violin reasonably well (because of my love of Holmes, of course), but it is… not something that I particularly excel at."
“I think a better question in my case might be ‘have you ever NOT kissed anyone’ — the answer would still be yes, but…"