themoonlightthief:

“Deep breaths, sweetie~“ Impossibly wide grin as he tries desperately to hold back laughter. “Can I get one with a really big diamond? You know what a sucker I am for diamonds~”

“…………………….”

“Wouldn’t a large ring like that make it hard for you to do your work? I was thinking something more practical… Ah…”

“…Unless.. you’re… going to have to give up your… life of crime to… Ohgod.. I’ve.. ruined your life…”

*internal screaming of conflicted feelings*