“To be honest, not capturing you yet is certainly up there on the list…” Though, of course, he had other reasons for that…
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well ok hello detective
“I agree that it’s a very nice aesthetic, but the circumstances are less than ideal.”
“You know the rule, Tantei-san~ a kiss is required to receive chocolate. I think riiiiight about here would suffice~”
This time, KID pointed to the very corner of his mouth.
“I suppose that’s fair enough, Kaitou-san… so long as you don’t pull any tricks on me in the process.” Hakuba was wary; you never could tell what a Kaitou would do, and hindsight was always painfully 20/20. He leaned in to kiss where indicated, placing just a simple peck to his face.
“There. Now, I hate to ask, but will you be able to provide a receipt for this transaction?”
In another life
Send “In Another Life” and I’ll tell you a fact about an AU version of my character.
In the Cowboy Bebop/Star Wars/Star Trek/Babylon 5/Battlestar Galactica/Firefly crossover AU, Hakuba was the captain of a smaller battlestar called the Unicorna and commanded a crew of twelve dozen people— mostly women. It was generally thought that the young captain (who had risen in the ranks far faster than anyone else his age) was a letch and a flirt, but as it turns out, he employed mostly women for two reasons:
- He was tired of the rampant sexism in the system imposed by the Embassy
- His particular species of anthropomorphic dog was “gifted” with the ability for either sex to reproduce, thus making them very prolific breeders. Although Hakuba was very much married to his work and had little interest in raising children, he did, however, have to deal with cycles every two months and found it easier to find empathy with female crew, who would comfort and coddle their captain. (Shinichi later discovered this and was so excited to tell Heiji that Hakuba was a “literal bitch,” causing a fight that Heiji had to break up…)
He was a very popular captain and those who served under him generally enjoyed their terms. Not only did their missions focus on relief efforts for the war-torn corners of space, but Hakuba ensured that all food served to the crew was GOOD. He believed that good food was essential for a happy, healthy crew, and he always ate what they ate as a result. If he didn’t like it, it couldn’t be served, and he personally trained a handful of cooks who didn’t understand what that meant.
They also always had to have a lot of icecream on board, which was unusual for a warship… … … but then, Hakuba was always very good with the paperwork and manipulating the budget to accommodate for it.
“No, I really am a gentleman thief… just as you are a pesky detective. Tell me, do you intend to arrest me, Tantei-san?"
"Well, that depends on if you plan to continue stealing or not, Kaitou-san. Pray tell, what are your plans?”
whiteknighthakuba started following you
What is that Hakubastard doing following me?
“If you’re wondering why I’m following you… not to worry, Kaitou-san; I’m simply keeping tabs on the criminal activity in this city. But you’re purported to be a gentleman thief, are you not?"