Hakuba vs Hattori: The Musical

Camie: ohhh, hakuba-senpai hattori-kun considers ya a friend~
Camie: so cute~
Hattori: I NEVER SAID THA’ !
Hattori: Hakuba, ignore Camie, I never said tha’!
Hakuba: So we’re… not friends?
Hattori: … -opens mouth, closes it, opens, closes it-
Hakuba: ah….
Hattori: << when have we ever actually behaved like friends?
Kari: all the time.
Kari: all of it Hattori.
Hakuba: *sniff*
Vodka: Remember, only friends get in the tea club. -HAS THE TEABOX. STRAIGHTFACED.-
Hakuba: Ah, Vodka-kun!
Hattori: I dun even drink tea…
Camie: huh what what hakuba is sick (still sick) wat huh?
Hakuba: No, just… sad~
Camie: *frowns* thats hardly better…
Hattori: Yere pullin' my leg… aren't ya, this is some sorta joke…
Vodka: hello!
Hakuba: I just wanted to be friends… /colleagues/…
Hakuba: Vodka-kun! You're my friend, are you not?
Camie: I'm more than a friend right senpai, I'm a kohai~
Hattori: Since when!?
Gab: this feels like the beginning of a musical number
Kari: dfhdbafhsdbfsdbhsd
Kari: yes.
Hakuba: Since when? …Since when!
Since… the…
Moment I first met you,
I knew I had to get you!
Get you to accept me in your life!
And if you could not conceive of it
Perhaps I'd have to conceal a bit
Of the fact that I want in your liiiiife~
Camie: Oh dear god hakuba is singing…
Hattori: …………………..
Camie: I'll get the bat..
Hakuba: You see we share so many elements,
Of what makes you and I~
From our fathers to our habits,
and that's the reason whyyyy—
Hattori: -kisses Hakuba to shut him up because NO-
Kari: OH MY GOD HATTORI THAT IS NOT SDFBJFSDFKSD
camychan: wh…
camychan: WELLTHEN
Hakuba: *IS KISSED* O___O
Hattori: No. No singing.
Kari: I can;t even, I have lost control.
Camie: *STARES*
Hakuba: Ah…
Hattori: -stern look-
Hakuba: I thought it was a rather good number…
Hakuba: Very… Music Man-esque.
Hattori: I will kiss you again.
Camie: Senpai you are…way to calm about all of this…uhm, are you okay?
Kari: Hattori. No. Stop.
Vodka: I'm your friend, yes!
Hakuba: *blushes…. retreats to hide behind Vodka*
Camie: I dont think senpai is okay………….
Hattori: Tha's wha' I thought.
Vodka: oh dear.

ask-gin-vodka:

erikasak:

My friend: Everyone thinking it but no one is saying it. But I’ll do. GIN WOULD BE SO HANDSOME IF HE CUT HIS HAIR!!

“… I’m not handsome with it as long as it is?”

“Gin-san, that’s the problem. Your attractive features are all hidden under that /mess/. If you’d at /least/ part the fringe in front, as I’ve suggested before, things would be vastly improved. Though, I won’t lie: I’d love to see you with a haircut.”

I ship Hakuba with ask-gin-vodka’s Gin >:3

Mun’s Theories:

who cooks normally?: Hakuba. He doesn’t trust Gin in the kitchen. If Vodka comes, too, they can team-cook. 

how often do they fight?: Never, though there are passive aggressive comments often. Overly apologetic to each other. 

what do they do when they’re away from each other?: Work. You know, since Gin is an assassin and Hakuba is a detective, they sometimes cross paths but usually they have completely different business circles… 🙂 

nicknames for each other?: ’Tall’ for Gin, ‘Brit’ for Hakuba.

who is more likely to pay for dinner?: They go back and forth. Hakuba always  pays for drinks, though.

who steals the covers at night?: GIN. And Hakuba is too afraid to ask for them back. He goes  blanketless most nights. 

what would they get each other for gifts?: Food. Always food. 

who remembers things?: Hakuba has to as Gin remembers nothing. Sends him constant reminders via text. ‘Don’t forget that you’re supposed to assassinate x target at this time! See you at home!’ 

who cusses more?: Hakuba, to fill the silence.  

what would they do if the other one was hurt?: Take another trip to the ER. Sigh a lot. 

who kissed who first?: Gin kissed Hakuba first. They were likely drunk.

who made the first move?: …Hakuba, when he was drunk. (I didn’t even have to change this.)

who started the relationship?:  Gin, because Vermouth wouldn’t stop teasing him about it. But then, Vermouth’s teasing backfired because they united against her since she’s pretty much the worst, they say. And discuss often, sympathizing with each other one how mean she is. 

Hakuba’s Thoughts: 

image

“Could we at least get him a haircut or restyle or something? Perhaps take him outside once in a while?"