Oh but it’s true. Do you want to know how he begged for it? How much he said he wanted it? How he laid down and took all of it like an obedient pet? That he screamed and sobbed like a little brat because he bit off more than he could chew.

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It wasn’t the first time that he’d heard of the incident… but while he originally dismissed it, further research proved far more troubling than he’d anticipated. Hakuba pulled out his mobile to send a text while he scrolled through the forums, brows furrowed. Dread and horror filled him slowly, ache like the gnawing cold of rising flood water. 

[text] Just checking in. Hullo!

He’d seen Kaito just recently, hadn’t he? Or spoken to him, at the very least. Really, the detective had been so busy since returning from his trip to London that the past week and a half had been little more than a blur. Still, though, this sort of thing didn’t happen to Kaitou Kid. It just didn’t. …did they?

[text] Would you like to do something later?

Hakuba stretched, leaning back in his chair as the information sunk in. From the video clips that had been posted, it was a simple enough task to determine the approximate location of the scandal, but even with that, it was difficult to ascertain if any of it was legitimate or not. Sex tapes and snuff films were popular among a particular crowd, and many adopted celebrity or character personas to draw in a larger audience. It was a disgusting practice, but unfortunately one of the things that a detective had to deal with from time to time. 

[text] Are you still asleep~?

As the seconds ticked by – which Hakuba verified via pocket watch – his anxiety deepened. To act or not? If it really was his Kuroba Kaito, he needed to be there immediately. If it wasn’t, did he risk revealing that he had a particular and personal interest in the thief’s wellbeing? While it was true that he hadn’t made the claim that they were enemies recently, and he was one of the forefront members of the Kaitou Kid task force, there was easily cause for concern that he could become emotionally compromised without due cause, betraying his secret. Both of their secrets. 

[text] Kuroba, I really need to know that you’re all right

What to do? He’d need to proceed with caution, regardless. Sighing, he set to work drafting a reply to one of the forum threads. 

leprofessorholmes posted:

Has anyone been able to confirm this yet? Or, more importantly, has anyone reported the incident to the authorities? 

That was all that he really felt he could discuss openly on the matter; it all upset him too much. Kuroba or not, those who took photos, recorded video, or stared instead of immediately informing the police were nothing but cruel abusers, themselves. And, had it been staged, it was at the very least a matter of public indecency. How did this sort of thing happen? So many had died simply because the available people had chosen to be spectators instead of heroes. He knew that all too well. Paparazzi was such a dirty word. 

…and why the personal messages? A trap, perhaps. After all, Hakuba had made many enemies in his profession, so it wasn’t completely unlikely. He picked up his phone again, this time attempting to call his classmate, but was met with voicemail. After a brief ‘please get back to me as soon as possible,’ he hung up and began dialing the station to see if there had been any reports made.

But before he could hit the ‘call’ button, another call came in.

“Hakuba Saguru speaking.”

“Hakuba. Where are you right now?”

“Conan-kun?” Hakuba frowned, surprised at the tone and aggressiveness with which the normally sweet boy addressed him. “I’m at my father’s estate in Ekoda. What can I do for you?”

“How fast can you get to Akihabara?”

The blond closed his eyes, taking in a breath while he calculated, again, the ETA for travel time. “Approximately twenty six minutes, though I may be able to shave it to seventeen and a half, dependant on traffic and parking. Why do you ask?” Though he already knew.

You’re the so-called expert on Kaitou Kid. I’m calling you in.”

That was all the confirmation that Hakuba needed, and was out the door and jogging down the hall in an instant. 

“Understood. I’m on my way.”

kaitomagic:

askconan:

kaitomagic:

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Why is this guy chasing me, again?

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“You’re a really creepy kid, you know that.”

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“…I get that a lot. Aha haha… hah heh… Sorry.”

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“Ah… that’s okay. I’m just not used to people talking about that kind of stuff, so it’s sort of disturbing to hear about it, you know? I guess you don’t really realize how much of that is going on around you… or at least I don’t. I don’t think I have the constitution of a detective…”

“It’s not something we generally discuss with civilians… the nature of our work tends to be fairly disturbing. Edogawa-kun, I know that you’re very brave, but please do be careful about what you share with others. Not many have had your rather unusual upbringing… I feel that you’re far more desensitized than is really healthy for someone of your age, and while that may help with your work, does not mean that others need the same treatment…”

“How do your Detective Boys friends handle it, I wonder?”

kaitomagic:

askconan:

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“Yeah… so just be nice to Conan-kun and everything is great. Also, you two shouldn’t talk about death so much… it’s a very serious thing. Death happens all around us all the time. You wouldn’t believe just how many homicides happen every day here in Tokyo alone. I’ve seen just about every kind, too, in our investigations… strangling, beatings, blunt force trauma, poisoning, drowning, stabbing, gunshots, electrocution, heart attacks induced by rapid temperature change, dogs, falls, suicides, "accidents"… just to name a few…”

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“But even then, ghosts aren’t real so regardless of how you die, you won’t becoming back, lonely or otherwise! So talking about pranks like that is pretty pointless and a waste of time, Kuroba-kun! I thought Hakuba-kun knew better than that…”

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"……………”

“Ah… Edogawa-kun…. that’s a little macabre for you, isn’t it?”

askconan:

kaitomagic:

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“…Time we have left? Why dwell on such a gloomy subject at all? I’ve been told I was gonna die before… you can see how true that turned out to be. So yeah, you’re right… playing pranks on Edogawa-kun would be much more productive.”
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“Though I still don’t know why you’d think I’d have any good ideas on that. He’s just some supposed prodigy-brat who’s been hogging the newspapers… why would I waste my afterlife pranking him?”

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"Oi… ‘prodigy-brat’? Who the heck are you, anyway?”

"Ahaha… Edogawa-kun! Speak of the devil. We were just… talking about people to prank if we were to be ghosts at some point… and I mentioned you as, ah, you are one of my favorite people to visit!”

“…Right, Kuroba-kun?”

(ooc) CONAN VS KID ((as cats))

I had a dream that I was Hakuba and one of my cats was Conan and he curled up next to me this morning, pouting.
‘What’s the matter?’ I asked, hesitantly petting ‘cause let’s be honest, my cat is not but my Conan (askconan) is kind of a jerk.
He nodded his head toward one of my other cats- the extrovert of the bunch- and said ‘that bastard thief won’t stop calling me a shorty.’
‘To be fair you are fairly short, Conan.’
He glared for another moment, then sighed. ‘Help me come up with insults to call him.’
‘What do you have so far?’ (If you recall, the best he could come up with for Koji was ‘scarecrow,’ and that was after calling him ‘stupid face’ for like a month.)
‘Tall hat guy,’ was his reply.
‘…I don’t think this is going to help your situation in any way.’
‘Oi.’ Defensive snort, pout. Snuggled a little closer. ‘What can you come up with?’
‘I make it my policy not to insult Kaitos.’
‘That’s dumb.’
I shrugged.
He looked unconvinced.
I shrugged again.
Kaitou!cat then approached, eyes beady, dangerous. He had that wicked grin of someone juuuust about ready to cause trouble.
Conan froze. Tense. Waiting.

Kaitou got closer, movements so slow and subtle that it seemed that he was gliding into position. Then he stopped. Crouched. His eyes narrowed in concentration while Conan backed up against me, likewise tense. I felt a sort of dread but for my curiosity could not look away.

The tension was electric. Anxious. 

Kaitou drifted just a tiny bit closer- a false move if anything, then stilled, holding position. This action, though, however small, tensed the smaller cat’s shoulders with so much anxiety that he all but flipped himself over, springing from the bed with a flurry of fur and hissing.

Behind the pounding of claws tearing against carpet in retreat, Conan yowled his parting insult of ‘STUPID… BASTARD… TALL HAT.. GUY!’ 

This left Kaitou to sit up, nonchalant and casual as he pleased, regarding the bed for only a moment before jumping up and taking Conan’s place at my side. Once curled, he closed his eyes and sighed, letting the purrs roll from his chest in satisfied amusement. ‘Ah, so warm,’ 

I resumed petting and, subsequently, drifted back to sleep.

camiechan:

askconan:

easternsass:

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“Yeah! That’s why we are named ‘Shin’ichi’ after all! We’re destined to be always the number 1!”

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♪ “Weeee are the champions, my friii-eennnd~!
And weeeeee’ll keep on fiiighting ‘til the eeeeend!
We are the champions, we are the chaaampions!
No time for losers ‘cause we are the champions~” 

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♫ ”Of the wooooooooooorld~!” 

*covers ears* “Oh god please conan no dont, please stop.”

"Is… someone murdering Queen? This… this is a very serious crime!”

‘ Goodbye ‘

“Conan-kun… ah, no. You really are my missing East Wind, aren’t you? Never mind. There’s not much time. I needed… to warn you that this case… this hotel… isn’t what it seems. Get out while you still can. I respect and admire you and your work… and wish you all the best in finding your happiness. But, Conan-kun…" 

There are three seconds of silence, then a sigh.

"…by the time you get this, I’ll be missing- just like the others. Please… if I could beg you one favor, one last request… pertaining to Kaitou Kid. I know that you’re the only one who can catch him. But when you do, please… protect him. Keep him safe, as a personal favor to me. He may be a thief, but he… he has his reasons. Trust me.

 ”Thank you… good luck… stay safe. Je t’aime, mon collègue. Au revoir.

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You are my;;
[] Acquaintance 
[x] Friend
[] Stranger
[] Boyfriend/Girlfriend
[] Love Interest
[] Best Friend
[] Enemy
[] Nemesis
[x] Other (APPRENTICE!!! KOHAI!!! Little buddy!!!)

I think you’re;;
[] Ugly
[] Ok
[x] Pretty Adorable!
[] Beautiful
[] Gorgeous
[] Sexy
[] Hot

We should;;
[x] Fight (As Hattori said, deduction battle!)
[] Fuck
[] Kiss
[] Make love 
[x] Text
[x] Watch films

I;;
[x] Like You
[] Hate You
[x] Love You (Platonic)
[x] Think you’re …So very, very talented and destined for great things.

I secretly;;
[] Hate You
[x] Love You (Like the little brother I never had T-T)
[] Like You
[] Dislike You
[x] Think You’re …going to be the greatest detective of us all 

Should you reblog this?
[x] Yes (You already did! I’m so proud!)
[] No

((drunk text me, senpai!))

[text] yo conankunh

[text] kjoin forces mwith me

[text] ifwe were to be a team thereis no one we could not uitterly fedeeat in the name of mjustocie

[text] JIUSTICEEEe

[text] o can carry you on my shoudlers much better than that hatotri

[text] he is like an elephant while i ma a regal giraffe

[text] i herd u liekd gioraffees

[text] so who ishte clear winer here

[text] clerars ;y it is me and oyu cnanot deny the logic

[text] be my kophjai and apprentice young one

[text] we wil rulte the glalaxy tolgetherrr