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You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your immediate disposal. Make your sandwich.
“Turkey, swiss, tomato, provolone, mustard, mozzarella, bacon; all on lightly toasted sourdough. Mm, yes, cheese.”
“Oh. My. God. That sounds awesome. I can’t even think of it without my mouth starting to water like the niagara falls. You think you could get me one, too? Without Ai-chan noticing it?”
Immediately his stomach started to rumble and he gave up the idea to get some work done. Now, the highest priority was to get one of these sandwiches. With double cheese.
“Agasa-hakase! While I would be more than happy to make a sandwich of this caliber for you, we really do need to consider your health. Perhaps I could speak to Haibara-chan on your behalf to see if some kind of arrangement can be made to satisfy both parties? After all, this kind of sandwich is certainly one to enjoy, and I only use the highest quality, freshest ingredients. The sandwich itself is sans butter, best baked in the oven, and the turkey is so very, very lean.”
“That said, we could make do with some healthier substitutes… such as smaller portions of cheese, perhaps switching them to ‘lite’ varieties, and turkey bacon. It would still be an amazing sandwich, all things said and done. What do you say?”