ask-gin-vodka:

erikasak:

My friend: Everyone thinking it but no one is saying it. But I’ll do. GIN WOULD BE SO HANDSOME IF HE CUT HIS HAIR!!

“… I’m not handsome with it as long as it is?”

“Gin-san, that’s the problem. Your attractive features are all hidden under that /mess/. If you’d at /least/ part the fringe in front, as I’ve suggested before, things would be vastly improved. Though, I won’t lie: I’d love to see you with a haircut.”

Re: COOKIES

osakansax said: “Ya know’f ya jus’ give them ta those “blokes with th’ very nice car,” one of them can eat all’f them an’ still have room fer two cakes an’ a 2-liter bottle of rum.”

 

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“Is that so? Well then… I suppose I will bring them by. After all, anyone with such good taste in automobiles would certainly appreciate these cookies which – from what I have seen thus far – ARE safe to eat…”