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Meet The Muse

Hover over the links for a brief description!

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|| The Basics ||

Name: Saguru J. Hakuba
Nickname(s): Sherlock Holmes of the New Century, Guru-Chan (ugh), Sugaru, Bambi
Age: 17-24
Species: Human

|| Personal ||

Morality (Bold One Per Section): Lawful / Neutral / Chaotic ||| Good / Gray / Evil
Religious Belief: Christian (Catholic/slowly edging toward non-denominational)
Sins: Lust / Greed / Gluttony /Sloth / Pride/ Envy / Wrath
Virtues: Chastity / Charity  / Diligence / Humility / Kindness/ Patience / Justice
Primary Goals In Life: Save people, I guess. Be a hero.
Languages Known: English, Japanese, French
Secrets: Plenty of Boscombe-style ones for others, but he would hate it if anyone found out about any number of his bad habits…
Quirks: Skips meals, checks pocket watch ALL the time, excessive note-taking, making literary references at every opportunity
Savvies: Picking people apart, remembering random stuff

|| Physical ||

Build: Slender / Scrawny / Bony/ Fit / Athletic / Herculean / Babyfat / Pudgy / Obese / Other
Height: 5’11"
Weight: 143lbs
Scars/Birthmarks: Several scars on his lower back, some burn scars on his right side, a couple of lights ones on his right arm
Abilities/Powers: He’s reportedly a genius and good at a variety of things… like math, chemistry, soapboxing…
Restrictions: Overly polite, very anxious, has a couple of very crippling triggers.

|| Favorites ||
Favorite Food: Chicken cordon bleus. Or eclairs. 
Favorite Drink: TEAAAAAAAAA
Favorite Color(s): Blue (except when it’s red)
Favorite Music Genre(s): Classical, 
Favorite Book Genre(s): Mystery!
Favorite Movie Genre: Heist/action
Favorite Butt Type: …supple?
Favorite Swear Word: Does ‘bloody hell’ count?
Favorite Scent: Hazelnut
Favorite Quote: “But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most?” – Mark Twain

|| Fun Stuff ||

“Boss” Theme Music: ‘I Belong To You’ (Muse) 
Bottom or Top: Top. Usually. Can be very happy taking turns or giving up the reins when he feels comfortable enough.
Loud Burper Or Soft Burper: Soft, except when he’s drunk in a pub with a bunch of college losers and it becomes a competition.
Sings In The Shower: Yes.
Likes Bad Puns: Yes.

Their Opinion On The Mun: “She’s disturbingly disorganized and distracted. I appreciate her ability to be remarkably persuasive, however.”

Tag 3 People!: miyanohaibara, thelotusflowerfiles, littledetective

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Voice acting meme! Send a number and I’ll record my muse saying a movie quote-

rpmememaker:

  1. “I’m going to make you an offer you can’t refuse.”
  2. “He bangs his fists against the posts and still insists he sees the ghosts.”
  3. “I’ve got a feeling we’re not in Kansas anymore.”
  4. “Fasten your seatbelts, this is gonna be a bumpy ride.”
  5. “I’m as mad as hell, and I’m not going to take this anymore!”
  6. “A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.”
  7. “I am serious, and don’t call me Shirley.”
  8. “Carpe diem. Seize the day, boys. Make your lives extraordinary.”
  9. “You want the truth?! You can’t handle the truth!”
  10. “Heeeeeeere’s Johnny!”
  11. “I’m here to kick ass and chew bubblegum. And I’m all out of bubblegum.”
  12. “Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.”
  13. “If you stuck a lump of coal up his ass, in two weeks you’d have a diamond.”
  14. “Oh, it’s a big pretty white plane with red stripes, curtains in the windows and wheels and it looks like a big Tylenol.”
  15. “It’s Halloween, everyone’s entitled to one good scare.”
  16. “We all go a little mad sometimes.”
  17. “There’s a monster outside my room, can I have a glass of water?”
  18. “What an excellent day for an exorcism.”
  19. “And then he ran into my knife. He ran into my knife 10 times.”
  20. Wild card- a phrase of your choosing!