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Hakuba/Shinichi

Mun’s Theories:

who cooks normally?: Hakuba. He probably let Shinichi cook once, and that was that. 

how often do they fight?: Once a week, depending on how lonely Hakuba is feeling. More often otherwise. Occasionally have a BIG FIGHT. Hakuba probably always gives in.

what do they do when they’re away from each other?: Work, work, and more work. 

nicknames for each other?: ’Half-brit Half-wit’ for Hakuba (or just ‘Hakuba’), ‘Meitantei,’ for Shinichi.

who is more likely to pay for dinner?: Hakuba takes care of the bills. All bills. From whatever account. 

who steals the covers at night?: Shinichi.

what would they get each other for gifts?: Books. Just one each for special occasions. 

who remembers things?: Hakuba, mostly. Think of this as a Sherlock Holmes and John Watson relationship. Shinichi’s too busy being brilliant to worry about stupid domestic details. 

who cusses more?: Probably Shinichi, since everything is ‘kuso this’ and ‘baarou’ that.  

what would they do if the other one was hurt?: When Hakuba’s hurt, Shinichi mutters and helps him when Hakuba whimpers and asks. When Shinichi is hurt, Hakuba goes about taking care of while trying to get him to calm down because he’s probably raving about how great things were or how frustrated he is. ….damn.

who kissed who first?: Hakuba kissed Shinichi because Shinichi probably never would have otherwise. 

who made the first move?: Hakuba, most likely, forever after that first kiss and stealing more kisses, like a very, very patient vulture. 

who started the relationship?: Hakuba finally broke down and asked him to give him a straight answer after hinting forever and Shinichi shrugged and said “I guess?”

Hakuba’s Thoughts: 

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“We’d probably be most happy when working on cases together, but I would have to get used to losing and feeling ignorant… all the time. And never being impressive or good enough. A downward spiral of inadequacies and insecurities? I admire him, though. So much. And he is very kind and so brilliant. I’m just not good enough for him.” 

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((I used what I know of canon + my conan from askconan + the Shinichi from askkudoushinichi to form these answers. My Conan is demanding to know where the hell Ran is in all of this. So, as always, take these theories of mine with a truck of salt…))

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Ships Hakuba/Janus

Mun’s Theories:

who cooks normally?: Neither. Hakuba would try for a while, but mostly I think they would eat separately or, in Hakuba’s case, not at all.

how often do they fight?: Often, I think, and explosively. Lots of yelling and threats. And fists, perhaps. MAYBE EVEN KNIVES. 

what do they do when they’re away from each other?: Feel relieved. 

nicknames for each other?: ’Guru’ for Hakuba, ‘Baron’ for Janus.

who is more likely to pay for dinner?: They pay for themselves except for when they’re feeling extremely passive aggressive. 

who steals the covers at night?: Hakuba, but he’s a very light sleeper so he fixes it whenever he wakes up.   

what would they get each other for gifts?: Consumables or nothing. 

who remembers things?: Hakuba, but then he doesn’t bring anything up.

who cusses more?: Janus. Probably because of Hakuba. 

what would they do if the other one was hurt?: Grumble at the other while they patch them up. Then be mad that they were being reckless — again. 

who kissed who first?: Hakuba kissed Janus. Because he was drunk. (I’m noticing a pattern here.)

who made the first move?: …Hakuba, when he was drunk.

who started the relationship?:  It just sort of happened and any sort of ‘let’s discuss this’ ended up in a fight so they just are and it’s all sorts of insecure and messed up. 

Hakuba’s Thoughts: 

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“This is a doomed relationship. He would kill me, and I would let him." 

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Hakuba/ Akai Shuuichi (okiya-subaru mun)

Mun’s Theories:

who cooks normally?: Oooh, they’d totally have to share the responsibility. Okiya is a wonderful cook, as is Hakuba. In fact, I imagine that they sometimes spend entire weekends doing nothing but cooking and baking things and then giving them to everyone they know because they’ve made too much but oh wasn’t it fun? I imagine they have a flat screen in the kitchen for watching all of Gordon Ramsay’s shows while they do it, too. 

how often do they fight?: Nothing but tender bickering and teasing. It’s very low-key. 

what do they do when they’re away from each other?: Investigate things. Interrogations. I can see them being the type to really just… want to be around each other even for things like going to the bookstore. ‘Oh, look at this interesting thing, I never noticed that before.’ ‘Here is some trivia about this thing.’ ‘Fascinating!’ 

nicknames for each other?: ’Sensei’ for Okiya, ‘Kohai’ for Hakuba. Wow that’s awkward. Nono let’s fix this. Hmmm. What about… hmm… … … well, idk. They’re both srs business so whatever. We’re lucky they have sensei and kohai. 

who is more likely to pay for dinner?: …I betcha they go dutch except on special occasions. Too independent to let the other pay for them.

who steals the covers at night?: Hakuba, since he curls up next to/behind Okiya and bunches up the blankets in the process. 

what would they get each other for gifts?: Books, cooking supplies, vacations.

who remembers things?: They both do and are meticulous about updating their paper and electronic calculators and schedules. So organized! 

who cusses more?: Hakuba. At least out loud. 

what would they do if the other one was hurt?: Quietly/calmly administer medical aid with generic, reassuring comments. They’d keep careful watch on each other to make sure things were healing but otherwise not fuss too much. 

who kissed who first?: HMMM…. I’m gonna say it was Okiya on this one. Perhaps after a particularly difficult depression sink for Hakuba, with Okiya trying to cheer him up and then oops. 

who made the first move?: Hakuba, when drunk. “Kohai, what are you-“ 

who started the relationship?: Okiya felt guilty for “taking advantage” of his kohai (who was definitely the guilty party here) and tried to make it right/honest by asking him out. YEP. 

Hakuba’s Thoughts: 

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“Ah, mun, my sensei is older than I am and I’m fairly certain that he’s not interested in me… I mean, not that he’s unattractive – he’s a very handsome fellow and very smart and kind. But he’s my sensei. Though, now that I think about it, I do recall him filling out a meme in which he said that he preferred to marry me out of the list of people mentioned… because I needed looking after? That was sweet, I think, if not a little patronizing, but ah… … … …. … … Ah.”

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Ship: Hakuba/Hattori Heiji (Meitanteiosaka)

Mun’s Theories:

who cooks normally?: Hakuba. He’s been trained, is good at, and enjoys it, though I believe Heiji would learn to cook his Osakan favorites because he thinks Hakuba can’t do it right for some reason.

how often do they fight?: Every. Single. Day. Usually nothing serious, though. I think the constant bantering keeps the pressure fairly low. 

what do they do when they’re away from each other?: Work, probably. I bet they both do a lot of work. All the time. Together, not together, just working. Heiji keeps up Kendou, though, and Hakuba probably has some sort of stupid hobby… 

nicknames for each other?: Heiji’d call Hakuba “Damn Prat” and Hakuba would call Heiji “Savage Brute” — hey these aren’t very nice, are they? 

who is more likely to pay for dinner?: They fight over it because they’re both spoiled rich kids with hearts of gold. 

who steals the covers at night?: HEIJI. THAT BASTARD. 

what would they get each other for gifts?: Books. When they get their own place it’s almost nothing but bookshelves. 

who remembers things?: Hakuba, definitely.

who cusses more?: It’s about equal, at least when they’re alone together. Otherwise, Heiji. 

what would they do if the other one was hurt?: Freak out and transform into the Mamma Bear or Mother Hen that they are. All of the cuddling and gentleness. 

who kissed who first?: Heiji kissed Hakuba first, while they were drunk. Probably because Hakuba was saying that Heiji’d never do it. 

who made the first move?: Once the kiss happened it was all over and Hakuba ATTACKED~ 

who started the relationship?: Heiji, since Hakuba was too shy to, oddly enough.

Hakuba’s Thoughts: 

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“Hattori-kun? Well… I suppose he is rather attractive, and we do have much in common… I’m not certain that it would be the healthiest relationship ever, though, given my tendency to bait him.”

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The ghostly sounds become more identifiable as sobbing and a figure resembling that of a small girl, maybe around the age of six or so. She is huddled up, her knees pressed against her chest and her face hidden by the shadows of the hallway.

Hakuba swallowed hard. He’d been hiding from the ghosts for the better part of the afternoon… evening… and on into the night, but he now really needed to brave the hallway again for food. Biting his lip, he  again mustered enough courage to peek out of his doorway and into the hallway, wincing as the form of the girl came into view once more. 

It was just like that American film though, wasn’t it? Help the ghost, they get to move on to the afterlife. And while some ghosts were harmful, those who were ready to be helped typically weren’t. So he should be safe so long as he approached with caution, just like any other wild beast. Or so he’d been informed by the media.

Then again, was it really wise to trust Shyamalan with anything, let alone your life? 

Still, the detective knit his brows and forced himself to watch her for a moment, feeling that usual tug at his heart-strings that urged him to find out what, exactly, had made her cry like that. Poor little girl, alone and draped in darkness. 

He sighed and stepped out of his room, sheepishly making his way toward her. Cautiously, of course. He slowed to a stop five or six feet away and desperately tried to keep the fear from his voice.

“Ah, excuse me, miss…?”

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It is hard to hear at first, a low ghostly wail carried by drafts of an unknown origin saunters through the house. You begin to catch glimpses of a phantom spirit flickering in and out of sight as it passes by your door frame and continues down the hall.

“Oh… god…”  

The detective bit his lip, staring at the opened door – that he did not open – and hesitated before getting to his feet. Ghosts weren’t real, as far as he knew. Or, no, that wasn’t entirely accurate, either. Ghosts and the like were unlikely to exist as portrayed in pop culture media, but that didn’t mean that they necessarily did not exist. 

Hakuba pushed a breath past pursed lips and wondered what he ought to do about it. He was supposed to help them or something of that ilk, yes? But how to help a ghost? Particularly when he couldn’t stop shaking. Perhaps the heat needed to be turned up, first. Yes, that was a good plan.

Warily, the young detective stepped out of his bedroom and into the hallway, glancing left, then right, before heading toward the thermostat for that particular wing of the estate. 

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About the Hakudragon

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“Yes, apparently I can! There seem to be no problems with that whatsoever. Thus surprises me somewhat, however, as I am quite a bit different from my human self… But at least I have recently discovered that I do, indeed, have ears! They were merely buried in my mane.”

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“Yes. As it turns out, these wings aren’t really made for flying so much as gliding. I appear to be some sort of mix between a Western and Eastern dragon, which is… rather odd, all things considered. Anyway, what I was getting at was that when I want to fly, the air around me begins to whip around and sends me spiraling – like a wing sock, I want to say? The wings seem to act as a steering wheel more than anything. Quite handy, but different from what I expected.”

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“On that note, I can’t help but feel as if I am that charming fellow from The Flight of Dragons film. As such, I feel it is important to document the following features that perplex me regarding my recently acquired form: 

  • Purple tongue? Much like a giraffe’s.
  • Red eyes instead of brown?
  • Mane on top, scales in the middle, rabbit fur underneath?
  • Tiny goat ears?

"Odd. Just odd.”

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“Exceptionally soft on the underbelly, thick and fluffy on the mane. The bridge of my snout appears to be short, dense fur on scales. Very peculiar.”

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“Fire does not appear to be a problem. I have yet to try out other magical feats, however, as I continually feel the need to nap on that pile of books. It has made it difficult to get anything constructive done. Ah – though, I did manage to get the most amusing scream out of Baaya earlier… huzzah!”

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Vaguely NSFW Asks

Thanks to everyone who submitted! It’s all behind a cut because… some of the answers, well… just in case! Repeated questions are replaced with the next unasked question in chronological order.

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1. Are looks important in a relationship? They certainly make some aspects easier, I suppose… and physical attraction is, generally, a healthy thing to have. Is it the most important part, though? No… no, I don’t think so. 

2. Are relationships ever worth it? I’d like to believe that they are, romantic and otherwise. Just because I haven’t really made one work doesn’t mean that its merit is lost in general.

4. Are you in a relationship? Ah… not at present, no. I am, for better or worse, currently single. 

5. Are you in love? …I believe so, yes. Assuming I’ve figured out what ‘love’ really is. It’s painful and wonderful all at the same time, yes? 

7. Can you commit to one person? If that person is willing to commit likewise, yes. 

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8. Describe your crush Ah, crush… I have many crushes. Crushes are easy to get. I simply know too many wonderful people… but I imagine that you’re asking about someone in particular. So I’ll tease you with a list of some of my crushes, their traits, and vague hints at their identities… Who knows; you might be among them.

  1. Refined. Composed, calculating, poised. Hard-working and diligent. Calming, with superb taste. Dark-haired.
  2. Brilliant, perceptive, confident, very high standards. Inspiring. Dark-haired.
  3. Wild. Bursting with conviction. Overly confident. Obnoxious. Generous, loyal, dedicated. Dark-haired. (I’m noticing a trend, here.)
  4. Sweet. Sincere. Enchanting, observant, witty, adorable. Freckled. Sunny. Encouraging. Dark-haired… huh.
  5. Brooding. Mysterious, controlled, measured. Cautious. Dark-haired.

…I suppose I have a thing for dark hair. Who knew? Is this why I’ve been so reluctant to leave Japan? Oh ho. That was a bit of a racist comment; my apologies. 

9. Describe your perfect mate Kind, thoughtful, curious, adventurous. Someone who is interested in what I like because I like it, not necessarily because they share it. Someone who is willing to be different from me, too, and content with that. Needs to be willing to share their life. I want to be someone’s partner, not their perfectly preserved china doll in a cabinet. Let me help with your burdens, and help me with mine. Let’s get hurt together, and patch each other up. I want to be well-loved and scuffed around the edges, and I need them to be the same. Enjoying the simple things in life. The subtle. The tiny moments in life that make it worth living… and I want to talk about it. Also, preferred if they love animals. And children. But of course I know that things don’t have to be perfect to be perfect. 

12. Do you forgive betrayal? No. At least not easily. By the time I consider something an actual betrayal I tend to detach completely and sever whatever ties I can. It would take a lot of convincing for me to forgive betrayal… and even more for me to let them get close again.

13. Do you get jealous easily? I’d like to say no, but… I know that’s not true. It all depends on how much personal investment I’ve put in to a given person or situation and… how threatened I feel of being replaced, which has happened before. 

21. Do you think someone has feelings for you? I suppose that’s possible, yes. I think that’s actually a safe bet… 

22. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now? I would be a little surprised if they were, but I suppose it’s not impossible… 

27. Has someone ever written a song or poem for you? You know, I don’t think… Actually, no; there was a poem written in my first relationship, three or four years ago? It was short and I don’t actually remember the lines (unfortunate), but I do remember the way his mouth moved when he read it to me. How shy he was. The color of his freckled cheeks, heated with embarrassment. He couldn’t even look at me. It was the most amazing thing. A beautiful memory that I wish I could forget. 

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1. Are looks important in a relationship? 3. Are you a virgin? No.

6. Are you single this year? It would seem so. 

9. Describe your perfect mate 11. Do you ever want to get married? Yes, yes I do. Very much so. Some day. 

10. Do you believe in love at first sight? I believe that people can feel a strong connection with another person rather immediately and that can develop into love, certainly, but love is not quite so… so simple.

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32. Have you ever experienced unrequited love? Alas, yes.

33. Have you ever had sex with a man? Yes.

34. Have you ever had sex with a woman? Yes.

36. Have you ever liked one of your best friends? Yes… and it’s torture. 

38. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to? Yes to this as well. More torture.

39. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have? Yes, yes, and yes. God yes. Never-ending torture of the most frustrating sort. 

42. How long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander? Haha- that’s a very good question! I have to confess that unless I am very carefully concentrating on doing otherwise, I have a difficult time resisting the urge to… move things forward after fifteen minutes or so. And my hands, well… there’s just so much sensory information that I can gather and I’m a very curious person, you have to understand….

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48. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say? I apologize for making things awkward for them and wish them the best of luck. No hard feelings… unless they’ve been leading me on, but I do hope that I’d be more observant than to be taken in like that. A person can’t really help who they become attracted to, really, and, ah… I’m certain there’d be reasons behind it… after all, I’m not exactly the most… worthy choice…

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51. Is there a boy/girl who you would do absolutely everything for? Yes. Yes, I do believe so, given the right circumstances…

55. Share a relationship story.Once, I met a boy in Paris during one of my summer holidays and I tried an experiment: for the duration of our relationship (twenty-one days), I was to do nothing more than kiss and cuddle. It was difficult. I was almost fifteen years old, and still working through the emotional trauma of the previous year. I don’t think that I would have been able to hold to my promise to Baaya of not trying to take my own life again were it not for this boy… a simple, pure relationship, exploring the streets of Paris. Pointing out everything. Sharing histories, trivia, experiences. When I ended it, I told him not to look for me, that we should leave what was perfect where it needed to be-  in Paris.  I’ve looked for him since, off and on, but haven’t seen him… Sometimes I wonder if it had been the right decision. 

…but as much as I wonder and dream, sometimes, I know that I wouldn’t have been good for him, anyway. 

58. What are five ways to win your heart?

  1. Literary references
  2. Listening/paying attention
  3. Straight forwardness (particularly in appropriate settings, ie private, as I do get flustered easily)
  4. Passion (for whatever it is that you do, even stamp collecting)
  5. Animals. A cute, cuddly creature is typically an excellent way to disarm me very quickly. 

62. What is the sexiest thing someone could ever do for/to you? Surprise affection in a private setting…  ah, I… well, it might be nice to have someone take their time with me… talking, touching, checking, laughing, ah… but I suppose that’s not the sexy sort of thing that you’re looking for, is it? It’s difficult to quantify ‘sexiest thing ever’, really; there are too many moods and options and… 

Ah, I’ll just suggest that someone use the secret weapon… Whisper my name in a very particular way into my ear in public, while wearing a straight face, as if you were just speaking about something else, and then follow up on it later~ 

65. What is your favourite foreplay routine? This is a rather personal question, isn’t it? Ah, I suppose, though… my strategy is always to catch my partner off guard; disarm them by making them laugh, surprising them with something that gets them distracted, in the mood… it’s all about preparing them emotionally before setting to work on exploring and experimenting. The goal is to make them feel as though they’re the only one in the whole world and their pleasure is the most important thing. Lots of touching. Lots of kissing. Finding exactly what does it for them, then building up the momentum and pressure. Match the pacing and style to whatever they seem to prefer, then drive them to the brink… By then, it’s a matter of finishing and, well… … that’s really as specific as I’m willing to be. I’m already fairly embarrassed that I’ve said as much as I have. 

67. What is your idea of the perfect date? Who’s the one in charge? I honestly wouldn’t mind being on the ‘being taken on’ end of things for once…  But, ah, back to the question. I rather enjoy dates that involve doing some kind of activity that requires outside influence (not outdoors, necessarily, but something to add stimulus – such as a movie, a meal, window shopping, actual shopping, etc.) so that there can be ongoing discussion and commentary… I suppose I rather enjoy talking with those I’m comfortable with.

What I’m getting at, I mean, is doing something together that can be used as a springboard for conversation and thus providing opportunity to learn more about each other within context of a romantic relationship (potential or established). Specifically… ah, going out with the… intent to learn and explore and discover; figuring yourself out with their assistance, prompting more questions and information from them… It’s a learning opportunity; a scientific experiment… willingly… participating… … yes. 

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69. What turns you off? Controlling possessiveness. Demeaning attitudes. Treating me as if I’m some sort of porcelain figure. And, oh – doing anything without express permission. I cannot stress this enough.

70. What turns you on? Attentiveness. Whispers right against the back of my ear. Lower-lip tugs. Seemingly innocent touches to the backs of elbows. Being let know that I’m desired.  

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71. What was your kinkiest wet dream? A somewhat modified and shortened version of this… I will not elaborate; it’s far too embarrassing. 

72. What words do you like to hear during sex? Positive indicators of all sorts are welcomed; I like to know that I’m on the right path. Also, ah… … … I may or may not really enjoy hearing my (sur)name in various… ways… … ahem.

73. What’s something sweet you’d like someone to do for you? I’d love… if someone would wait up with me. Talk to me, keep me distracted until I fell asleep… and then curled up next to me and stayed until morning, at least… longer if they really liked me. It might be nice to share my bed with someone who genuinely cares for me. We could have breakfast. Talk about the newspaper. Go shopping. Something. It sounds… it sounds absolutely lovely. 

75. What’s the sweetest thing anyone’s ever done for you? I’d say that, ah, this whole ordeal likely qualifies… Honestly, breaking into my room at night, leaving me gifts and kind little notes? I’m still amazed and confused that it happened… I really don’t deserve such kind treatment. 

79. When was the last time you felt jealous? Why? I’ll confess that I’m jealous all of the time… and it’s ridiculous and shameful and a horrible habit that I need to break out of. 

81. Who are five people you find attractive?

  1. Kuroba Kaito
  2. Kudou Shinichi
  3. Himura Emi (I’ll count Eiji here as well)
  4. Ootori Kyoya
  5. Kirigiri Kyouko 

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8. Describe your crush 14. Do you have a crush on anyone? Yes…  several wonderful people, all of whom I have described in an earlier section. 

10. Do you believe in love at first sight? 15. Do you have any piercings? No. And while I’m not opposed piercings on others (so long as they look tasteful enough), I do not have any interest in getting any, myself. 

17. Do you like kissing in public? Not so much, no. A little peck on the cheek or lips is fine, I suppose, but I prefer for intimacy of most kinds to be conducted in private. 

20. Do you shower every day? Barring unusual circumstances, yes.

21. Do you think someone has feelings for you? 23. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat? Yes. When in relationships, I have always been very committed… Granted, the three or so relationships I’ve been in only lasted about a month each, give or take a week, and… … well, that’s rather pitiful for all of my talk of romance, isn’t it? 

38. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to? 40. Have you ever written a song or poem for someone? Several, yes. They’ve been generally well-received, as far as I can tell, but have not really… yielded in any sort of quantifiable result. 

39. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have? 41. Have you had sex so far this year? Yes.