“The last time I used ketchup was to fake my own death. Thusly, the answer would be a firm ‘1’ on that scale.”
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How much money do you have in your wallet right now?
“Well, I did have several hundred dollars a few moments ago, but then my dear old friend Mogi came to visit…”
"My wallet always seems to mysteriously become empty every time I see him.”
What would you do if you heard loud violin screeching coming from next door at 2 in the morning?
“Next door as in… the room next to mine? It ought to be empty, as there are only three of us living in this enormous house. Who’s broken in? What are they doing? Why are they murdering that poor instrument?!”
“…and then I would wonder if it’s that wretched cat burglar again, trying to get my attention. Bloody feline, always so needy…”
What are your thoughts on glasses? Do they turn you on or off?
“That depends entirely on the wearer, though I do think that glasses can add a certain sex appeal, yes.”
Have you ever had an imaginary friend? If so, tell us about them.
“Once upon a time, when I was a young boy, still so full of hope and wonder, I had a collection of dragons. All different breeds and types, sizes and shapes. I took them anywhere that I could, and we often played out in the woods behind the estate. I ‘fed’ them, bathed them, and tucked them into bed each night. Granted, Mum wouldn’t let me take them everywhere, as the number in my dragon army grew upwards of thirty, but I always did take one with me: Penrose.”
"Oh, she was glorious. Black dragon; sleek and dangerous and wild as they come. Penrose was the queen of the army, and all of the dragons obeyed her every whim. She came with me on the plane, even, when we’d travel abroad. I’d have slept with her on my pillow, too, were she not a polyresin statue with sharp horns and claws. Even so, I spoke to her every night and she watched over me while I slept.”
“At times I wonder if she would have protected me back in the days of Whitechapel, but I struggle to suspend my disbelief for long enough. All too soon, the memory of smashing her into pieces replays in my mind, and I know that part of my life is long since over.”
Then what does that make the other half? Sake?
“More tea! Matcha and Earl Grey~!”
Fuck Marry Kiss – Kaito, Shinichi, Hattori
“Of course you had to pick the three most attractive young men that I know… Let’s go with a kiss for Kudou-kun, marrying Kuroba-kun, and… well, you can figure out the rest, I’m certain.”
If you’re half-British, does that mean that half of your blood is actually tea?
“Basically, yes!”
How many deerstalkers do you have?
“I’ve lost count, ashamedly enough. Once it became a running joke, there’ve been no shortage of them in the post, all gifts. I’ve only purchased ONE on my own.”
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“Why thank you, dear anonymous fan~”