“Mouri-chan is such a nice girl. I’ve rather enjoyed every interaction I’ve ever had with her – usually at the station or when the division needs me to run an errand involving her father. Kind, intelligent, respectful, strong willed… I can definitely understand what Kudou-kun sees in her. Ah, they’re both so fortunate to have each other! What a lucky pair. And the fact that she could kill me at any given moment is a definite plus! Ah, I love a woman who can tear me apart and still let me get the door for her~”

“Toyama-chan, on the other hand, may be a pretty girl, but she’s somehow even more annoying and more difficult to understand than Hattori-kun. And violent, as well! But not in the calm, restrained way that Mouri-chan is, just reckless and aggressive and augh! She and Hattori-kun deserve each other. I can only hope that they enjoy tearing each other’s throats out in their senseless mauling.”