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[text] der kaito

[text] so wi was thinking aboth ow we shre a gmy class

[text] nd  howour lockers are just 4 weay from ac ther

[text] damn those siming trunks are hto watching you swim is amazinggggu

[text] andi have a confession

[text] wjen i asked for shampoo it wsnt casei was out i waslying becausei just really wan ted oyu to get closer to me in the shiorw

[text] isth thatawful

[text] ijust cant rest case youj are so haot just like tennis shorts-san at thecountry club

[text] thks for notmkaing fun of my scars

amurotooru:

askconan:

Dear Mun,

This is a video of a 6 year-old child using a colt .45 pistol. He’s a real pro at it, too. Yes, I can handle one of these guns, and I do it very well. 

Bitterly yours,

Edogawa Conan, Tantei-san

“I have to agree with your mun. You shouldn’t be playing with guns, Conan-kun.”

“All the same, that’s fairly impressive, Edogawa-kun. Perhaps if you had someone to bridle that raw talent of yours, it could become a great boon for your work. After all, the knowledge of proper gun usage saves lives. Young tantei-kun, you must be groomed to protect and defend in the name of Justice!"