YOU ARE AGGRESSIVELY MISUNDERSTANDING MY REASONS FOR INQUIRING.
If yOU ARE EVER PRESENTED WITH THIS AS A REAL OPPORTUNITY I FULLY EXPECT YOU TO SEIZE IT.
YOU SEIZE THE SHIT OUT OF THAT OPPORTUNITY AND YOU DEBRIEF ME ON THE EXPERIENCE PRONTO.Frick I can’t even believe this my friend might make out with Sherlock Holmes holy shit- if he does do I have permission to kiss you afterwards because for real I’ll take what I can get.
“Ah! Ye-yes! Yes all right. I will. And yes, you may! Certainly. Kisses all around! Oh god. I hope Mr. Holmes isn’t reading all of this nonsense…"