“Haibara-chan… where did… all of this blood come from? Where’s Hakase?” A pause. “…What was that? I thought you said that we were alone…”
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Hello Hakuba-san! Would you like to have some tea sometime? I do miss drinking Earl Grey. I hadn’t had that kind of tea for a long time.
“Certainly. I ought to have you and the rest of the Detective Boys come over next time you’re in Ekoda; we could make it an actual tea party and discuss the cases that you’ve solved together.”
“You really don’t have to do that, Hakuba…. really. Really.”
"Oh please, I insist. After all, Haibara-chan grew up in America if I’m not mistaken, so although her British heritage calls her toward Earl Grey, I doubt she’s had it prepared properly… at least not in quite some time.”
“…”
“You will never be a modern day Sherlock Holmes! You only wear that Holmes outfit because Holmes is British. There can only be one modern day Sherlock and that is Kudo-kun!”
“…I’ve long since acknowledged that Kudou-san was a far better detective and more fit for the title. He has taken my place in every regard. But thank you for the rather unpleasant reminder.”
[IC] Toys:Do you want children?
“One day, perhaps… I certainly wouldn’t say no to a family, though I’m not sure how likely it is to happen.Life is finicky like that."
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I think that would be a fun dynamic! They really ought to talk and find their common ground; I bet they could have a lot of interesting conversations.
“It would be a pleasure to meet another half-brit. I know that you primarily grew up in America, but we still have many things in common.”
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“Well, she did discover the rifle when she was just starting out as a detective and I guess she was acting like the detectives she sees on the crime dramas.”
“I will tell her not to worry. She has improved a lot as a detective, though. She has solved 20 cases so far. I just hope you can forgive her. She would be very upset if she knew you were angry at her.”
“Crime dramas? Oh God, heaven help us…"
"Perhaps she should know that I’m angry. She needs to understand now, before anything else, that we are not detectives to solve crimes for the crime’s sake. The law does not exist to, nor does it benefit from, righting every wrong. The law is there to protect and serve people. Detectives are to solve cases to help people.
"If a detective- and by extension, the law- acts in a manner that endangers or compromises a person (physically, emotionally, financially, etc), it nullifies the original intent and thus loses its authority. We must always be diligent in our conduct to ensure that we are assisting with preventing and/or solving crimes instead of creating more…
”…otherwise, we are no better than the criminals themselves.“
“Hello Hakuba-san! Could you tell Subaru-san not to kill Kita-san if she leaks out the info about her discovery of the rifle? He is your senpai after all. I tried talking to him, but he told me that if she gets killed, he will take vengeance. I just don’t want you to be the one to investigate her murder.”
“Client, actually, but that’s neither here nor there at this point. Haibara-chan, this is a very serious problem. He has the rifle under my authorization, and it is for his own personal protection and nothing else. This shouldn’t even be an issue. In fact, Yamashita-chan’s tampering with his personal property is a much more disturbing crime than his possession of the weapon in question. Her divulging this sensitive information to you only exacerbates the problem further.
"Please let her know that she has nothing to worry about regarding the weapon, unless she chooses to endanger his life by spreading this sensitive information around. Frankly, I’m surprised and disappointed in her conduct as a detective. Information is our trade; the fact that she is dispersing it so freely without regard to the people that it effects is… grossly inappropriate at best."
I like the shipping meme: Hakuba and Shiho
Mun’s Theories:
who cooks normally?: Hakuba. He likes to bring her breakfast in bed, especially.
how often do they fight?: Not often… they understand that they both have sort of a sketchy past (OR VERY SKETCHY/MURDEROUS) and are trying to work through it. They are very civil in their discussions.
what do they do when they’re away from each other?: Work, school, texting. Normal things.
nicknames for each other?: ’Darling’ for Shiho, ‘Dear’ for Hakuba.
who is more likely to pay for dinner?: Hakuba insists.
who steals the covers at night?: Shiho, and Hakuba doesn’t mind.
what would they get each other for gifts?: Clothes, jewelry, books, shot glasses.
who remembers things?: They both do. It’s just understood that that is proper.
who cusses more?: Shiho. Mostly to get Hakuba to lighten up, I think. He thinks it’s very amusing.
what would they do if the other one was hurt?: Calmly discuss the physiological and then the psychological reactions of whatever wounds (even emotional), and express their fascination with how complex the human body is while treating it.
who kissed who first?: Shiho totally kissed Hakuba first, at a party. New Years or something.
who made the first move?: Shiho, again, because Hakuba was trying so hard to be good and treat her like a lady and she just got fed up with it!
who started the relationship?: Hakuba finally manned up and asked her to go out with him. Aw. This is actually pretty cute. Who knew?! *careful glance at Bear*
Hakuba’s Thoughts:
“Always nice to befriend another halfer… and although I know she grew up in America, I’m certain that we’d have a lot in common. She’s half-brit, so the dry humor and wit is in her blood, I just know it. I’d wager that we would have many interesting discussions and that she would enjoy access to the Hakuba laboratories. "