((drunk text for Kaitobird. can be any rating you’d like~))

kaitobird:

whiteknighthakuba:

[text] howlong will it take you to get tomyplce

[text] bethc i cna strip faster than that

[text] o;ll tstart on the train get a jhead start

[text] olove you

[text] wait yo’reu in ajpan right now huh

[text] dammit

[text] please don’t strip in public as that’ll get you arrested

[text] that said, please send any pictures you happen to take~

[text] I can send some pictures of my own~

[text] I don’t think that will be necessary. My apologies for the disorderly text messages, Kaito-kun… I was clearly in over my head last night and am justly embarrassed and hungover now. 

[text] Also, don’t send photos of that nature over text; it’s not secure and could result in scandal.

[text] Not that I don’t appreciate the thought…? 

[text] you made a prtty decent bker you knoiw [text] justn ed to make someeclairs and you’re golden

detectivephiliac:

whiteknighthakuba:

detectivephiliac:

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[text] “Hakuba-san, are you alright? Perhaps intoxicated? Tired?”

[text] “The next time I suddenly regain those baking abilities, I’ll be sure to make some for you.”

[text] The thought is appreciated, Kirigiri-san, but please don’t trouble yourself. I was, in fact, very drunk last night. My apologies. I’m so embarrassed. Please let me know if there’s anything that I can do to make up for my awful faux pas.

[text] “It’s fine. No harm was done last night. You don’t need to make up for anything.”

[text] “And if such an event occurs again in the future, please do not worry yourself over it. I understand the situation, and no ill feelings will come from it. It’s actually quite amusing.”

[text] “I’ll still make you those eclairs if I have any shred of talent left within me.”

[text] You are really too good to me, Kirigiri-san. Thank you for your patience and understanding. 

[text] …and yes, I am admittedly curious about the eclairs. Do let me know?

[text] you made a prtty decent bker you knoiw [text] justn ed to make someeclairs and you’re golden

detectivephiliac:

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[text] “Hakuba-san, are you alright? Perhaps intoxicated? Tired?”

[text] “The next time I suddenly regain those baking abilities, I’ll be sure to make some for you.”

[text] The thought is appreciated, Kirigiri-san, but please don’t trouble yourself. I was, in fact, very drunk last night. My apologies. I’m so embarrassed. Please let me know if there’s anything that I can do to make up for my awful faux pas.