“Aw. I already threw up. Please cuddle with me?” He gave his best impression of a begging puppy.
“I suppose I could be persuaded to, but honestly, you need to be more careful.”
purpledragon-and-thedragonfly:
“…………”
“Let’s just go with the fact that I’m a real dragon and not whatever these pokemon are…” Although inwardly relieved that this guy didn’t have the pokeball things, it was annoying to be mistook for something else.
“Oh! Well, in that case, would you like to be my friend, little dragon? I’ve all sorts of things back at the house that I can feed you. Steak and lamb and so on. Are you hungry? May I pet you?”
Don’t tempt me
“Oh, but Shineko-san, I’m a member of the DCMK RP tumblr community… it’s my job to tempt people like you into joining our leagues and representing characters that don’t get nearly enough attention or love. Who better to champion the misunderstood than one truly passionate~?”
"Can you lie down with me?”
“No, but I’ll help you get to the restroom when you inevitably need to empty the contents of your stomach. I may even rub your back.”
purpledragon-and-thedragonfly:
“A poke-what now?”
“A pokeball! A spherical device used to convert a creature’s matter into light energy, which allows a trainer to store and carry it wherever they go. Pocket-sized for pocket monsters! Pokemon!”
“…Don’t tell me that you’re a real dragon and not just a pokemon. Are you?”
You should kiss eisuke
“Alas, I’ve never had the pleasure of meeting Hondou-san, myself… If only he had some sort of a presence online that I could interact with…?"
“Hakuba~, help me,” Kaito whines.
“Drink some water, take some aspirin, go lie down…”
Hello
“A… a dragon?! God, and me without a pokeball!”
“… … … …”
She sighed softly as a familiar of her Master’s—one among many—pushed a tea cart in. “Indeed it does, <Mister> Hakuba. What do you fancy TONIGHT? I think I shall have what you WISH.”
“Chamomile, if you don’t mind… I’ve got a bit of a headache coming on.”
“ ‘m smarter then that yer Highness. Unlike everyone else I knew ta eat while drinkin. n’ I plan on havin water as soon as the world stops spinnin. Really ya should give me more credit.”
“Fair enough… though you realize that everyone can see your under garments at the moment, right?”