phantom-thief-kid:

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Kaito looked back for a moment. So his human was following him. That was all well and good, so long as he kept quiet and out of the prey’s field of vision. He stalked around, crouching low and sneaking around trees. There were a few deer and he wanted to get one.

Hakuba recognized the shift in posture and gait. The lion was hunting. He hung back, keeping his eyes on the beast, He didn’t want to get too close and risk upsetting KidLion, but there was no way that he was just going to let him wild. The area had wildlife, sure, but there were also people on occasion. It wouldn’t do for him to attack a human. Not at all. 

So, while observing, he began devising plans. 

phantom-thief-kid:

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He looked around. Interesting tone change and it was unexpected, though not really startling. Kaito yawned, his tail twitching back and forth.

Speaking of hunger, his stomach grumbled. He wandered off, heading for the park. Whether or not his human would follow him was up to him. So long as he didn’t scare off the prey animals lurking about and didn’t try eating first from the kill, Kaito didn’t care.

“H-hey! Don’t just walk away from me!" 

Typical of that damned thief. Hakuba got to his feet and went after, keeping his pace measured and careful. "Was it something I said?”

Okay, clearly the lion was somehow Kaito, Kaito, but a lion, who didn’t seem interested in listening to human languages. With him wandering off, that meant that the lion had other things to be doing. And this, like most things, worried Hakuba. But a lion loose in Japan was not a good thing for anyone, Kaito and his bizarre immortality tricks, or otherwise. 

So he followed after. 

phantom-thief-kid:

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The human kept talking, but the voice was calming. Not screaming or shouting like those other ones.

Speaking of which, he could hear people quickly turning and running as soon as they figured out there was a lion about. It was annoying background noise, all in all. If it kept up, though, he would have to do something about it… Eh, he was too lazy, though. He would like to go back to sleep, but not out here. And he was getting hungrier, so he’d have to hunt down something first.

That paw kept bothering him and he pulled away to lick the area again. This was getting tedious.

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As much fun as it was to sit in the middle of the sidewalk and pet the lazy lion, Hakuba was becoming concerned. Lions weren’t permitted to wander, just like any other large animal; not in the city, not without license and tag. Certainly not an exotic animal like this. 

“All right, love, we’ve got to find out where you belong.” He finally risked reaching his hands for the paw, slow, careful. “Sooner or later you’re going to get hu-”  

Oh ho.. ho ho that wasn’t just any ring. That was the ring that he’d sent to KID earlier. Honestly, he hadn’t expected KID to wear it much less.. Wai… Wha…

The red eyes. The ring. The beast loose on the heist night when KID was missing. 

“Bloody hell… K-kaito-kun?" 

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Aside from the bright red irises, the lion would look rather healthy. He gave the human a lick across the face, then sat down. He licked his paw, then bit around the ring. Yes, the ring was annoying, but the biting made it worse, as it didn’t break the metal. He went back to licking it.

Fear did come from the human (the smell was noticeable), but he was keeping it under control and didn’t run, unlike prey. KID set his paw down and yawned, then rubbed his head against Hakuba again. A quiet purr issued from his chest.

The red eyes had Hakuba concerned. Brown eyes he’d heard on a lion, but these were unnatural. They were like- 

Hakuba’s thoughts were quickly interrupted by the lick across the face that tumbled him onto his backside. “Gah!” The sound was one of surprise more than anything, The head rub, the purring, got a broad smile from the normally reserved detective. He was relaxed. Somehow.  "Oof. What’re you doing, huh? Just a big, lost kitty, you are. And, oi, what’s wrong with your paw?“

He didn’t dare mess with the animal’s paws, but he did look, brows furrowing. Was the lion wearing… a ring?

phantom-thief-kid:

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Meanwhile, said lion stretched again and yawned. Strange. That human wasn’t running or yelling like the others. He padded over quickly.

This one would’ve been easy prey, but his smell threw KID off. He didn’t mind it, but it was vaguely familiar. Though he supposed he could use the trick of old, shapeshifting into a form this one liked as a lure to rip him apart, there was a little bit in the back of his mind that was telling him this was a mate instead of either prey or a competitor. (A bit of the human side was bleeding over.)

He rubbed his head against the human’s hand. He really wasn’t all that hungry. He could wait a bit and humans were a fellow predator. No need to upset one of the friendlier of them.

That… That was not what the detective had been expecting.  

Hakuba let the lion rub on him, carefully keeping his hand still, touching only what was put before him. Was he nervous? Yes, very. But there was no reason to panic. Animals this big and powerful exuded confidence; showing fear like that would only be insulting. 

“Ah… hello,” he said, taking a moment to look around them. Okay, so, every other sane person was staying away. Back to the lion. It was certainly friendly enough. “You’ve been tamed, eh love? Where do you belong, hm?”

He put his phone away and brought his other hand over, shifting to crouch down, nice and slow. He wanted to check the lion’s eyes, ears, nose, mouth if he could, make sure it was healthy-looking. 

themoonlightthief:

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Ahaha…

Maybe he shouldn’t have let him in. Too late for that now though. And if Hakuba insisted on staying, then he might as well try to make the best of the situation. Keyword being try. Though, who knew. They might actually have fun.

…Yeah, right.

“Movie’s fine. Got a couple in the living room, in the drawer under the TV.” Kaito turned and, motioning for Hakuba to follow, headed back into the living room. “Then a few more in my room, but…let’s go through the ones here first.“

Ooh. Kaito’s bedroom? He could only guess at what secrets might be lurking there. Really, he’d wanted a chance to see the inside of Kuroba’s home more than a few times, but despite how many times he’d come here, he’d never actually managed to get past the front door. Mostly because he’d never asked

"Certainly! What, ah, kind of movies do you like?”

 This has got to be one of the most awkward almost-adult impromptu sleepovers ever. 

“…And why do you have movies up in your bedroom if you’re the only one home?”

Oh wait, wait, it just got worse.

phantom-thief-kid:

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He got up, licking his paw. That toe with the ring on it was irritating him. Still, he got up and stretched. Time to hunt. After crawling out the window, he headed down the road. The place smelled of human, but he didn’t want to kill just yet. Not when there were large noisy things larger than him passing by.

There were no humans on their own and he wasn’t too hungry yet. More likely than not, he would lay down somewhere until his appetite grew larger or there was some easy prey to snag.

Prey like stray detectives? 

Hakuba was out and about that evening, delivering more letters. Why? He really wasn’t sure, but it seemed an easy thing to appease his parents and get out of the house. Which is something that he really, really needed. Besides, it was a lovely evening and hardly anyone seemed to be out and about.

So out he went walking and happened upon the most peculiar thing. White wolves in the park by the shrines were one thing, but… lions? That was a lion, wasn’t it? At first he might have thought that it was a large dog, but no, the frame was all wrong. 

He slowed and stopped where he was on the sidewalk, under a streetlamp was just flickering to life as the ambient light faded. 

…That was definitely a lion. Did that fit with the reports from the heist the other night? Perhaps… that would certainly explain a few things. Missing zoo animal? He hadn’t heard any reports about that. Odd. He fished in his suit jacket for his cell phone.

So now that Hakuba is married to TWO KAITOU KIDS…

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It’s time to announce the

WIN A DATE WITH HAKUBA CONTEST WINNER!

First, thank you to everyone who entered. I will have Hakuba write you a personalized note this evening to show his appreciation for your interest. <3 

That said, the winner iiiiiiiiis:

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Congratulations, akaikujixyaku!!!

I will coordinate with you very soon to make this magical event occur. :3

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themoonlightthief:

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He took the card, eyes narrowing briefly at the smirk on Hakuba’s face, but before he could say anything, a woman on the other end of the phone picked up. Kaito swiftly relayed their order and gave her Hakuba’s credit card number. After confirming that their food would be delivered in 30 minutes or less, he hung up, crossed his arms and locked his gaze on the detective.

“…So. Thirty minutes, she said.”

“I suppose we need to find something to occupy our time until then.” Hakuba looked thoughtful, pursing his lips. “Shall we watch a movie over pizza? We could see what you have and decide on one now. Or perhaps you have some books in your library that I could browse through?”

The detective slipped his hands into his pockets. He really wished that he’d thought ahead further than this, but he really hadn’t actually expected Kaito to let him into the house in the first place.

“Board games? Homework? We could plan your next-” be nice “-magic show? Or, ah, play chess! I love chess!”