“Fair enough. Good luck in your endeavors~"
I had to get protective of /myself/ too! Since I didn’t know any of your direct weaknesses, I have to go to Plan B which is Kid! Not like I’m actually going to throw a fish at him (alreadydonethatoncebefore) because he’s being too much of a cutie right now, but hey! Self protection comes first in times of need >.<
“I’m glad to know that you don’t know any of my direct weaknesses, but taking it out on KID isn’t fair either. He IS a cutie. And a true gentleman. I’m certain that he would defend you in most any case, so long as you’re not awful to him… and even then, I imagine he still would. So, please, be considerate…”
“Nice to hear that things are improving, Hakuba. How is that thing involving not being able to stop eating? Are you okay now?”
“Ahaha, yes, and thank god for that. I already had trouble maintaining any sort of appetite before, but after the last three days I am so very done with eating for the moment.”
…
“Oh. And, ah, I couldn’t help but notice that you’re no longer an itty bitty Kaitou. Nor are you a ferret. Thusly, I have two questions for you. First: how are you? Second: do you recall what I had mentioned the other day about… merciless kisses?"
phantom-thief-kid replied to your post: Hakuba, please leave her alone for the moment. I think she’s serious.
“You need to learn that there are certain limits you should adhere to. Anyway, how are you?”
“Fine, fine… And me? I’m better than I have been…”
You’d also do well in deleting whatever files you have of me. Or the fish stays. Or for the more accurate description, you’re going to hear Kaitou scream in five minutes >.>
“That’s rather unsporting of you, isn’t it? I don’t actually have any files on you at present; I was merely teasing. Please don’t be rude to KID; if you remember, he’s the one who stood up for you. If you continue to threaten him, I’m afraid I’ll have to be proactive in protecting him.”
IF YOU DON’T STOP I SWEAR TO GOD EITHER I’M GOING TO SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUST YOUR HAIR OR I’M GOING TO THROW A FISH AT KID. HAKUBA I’M GIVING YOUR A FAIR WARNING RIGHT NOW
“I stopped, I stopped! I’m behaving, no need to get any fish involved.”
Hakuba, please leave her alone for the moment. I think she’s serious.
“Aw… if you’re sure. I think I might finally understand why you tease so much, Kaitou-san…”
Darn. We’re quite fun together, miss! But I ask, shall I pull him away so he can work off some of that steam?….
You, don’t play innocent on this >.>
….
Oh, no wait, it’ll probably be Hakuba who’ll eventually start up the entire thing despite you being the more ‘perverted’ one
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Take him away
PLEASE
SOB
Of Crimson, Tigers, and Birdwatching
“Actually, no. I’m fine right now. I just hope the person knows what they’re doing.” KID sighed and shook his head. He really did hope Sazerac knew what the hell he was doing. This was a mess. A very large one at that.
That was the answer that Hakuba had expected. So he sighed himself and crossed the room to the bed. It was hopeless, but that’s how things were. As he undressed again, he looked over his shoulder at KID and gave a weary smile.
“…If you ever decide you could use my help, you’ll let me know, won’t you?”