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MAMMA BEAR / MOTHER HEN – Premiering This Fall!

Heiji!Mun: and I just like the idea of Heiji being friends with everyone
mama bear Heiji
Haku!Mun: one day
Mama Bear Hattori and Mother Hen Hakuba should team up
and take care of ALL OF THE PEOPLE
Heiji!Mun: YES
Haku!Mun: they can wear nurse hats
Heiji!Mun: Heiji: no
Heiji!Mun: well that was fast :
Haku!Mun: LOL
okay okay fine no nurse hats?
Heiji!Mun: Heiji: no nurse hats
Heiji!Mun: Heiji: I’m keepin’ my own
Haku!Mun: but you’ll still team up to take care of everyone
Heiji!Mun: Heiji: yeah sure
Haku!Mun: okay good, it’s a go
Kai!Mun: Zed puts a nurse hat on top of Heiji’s cap
Haku!Mun: this is our new tv show
Heiji!Mun: Heiji: I swear, most’v these guys don’ know how ta take care’a themselves
Haku!Mun: Hakuba: I know right?!
Heiji!Mun: Heiji: …gods dammit Kuroba
Haku!Mun: BEAR AND HEN
or hmmm
Kai!Mun: Kaito: ^_^
Haku!Mun: MAMMA BEAR / MOTHER HEN – new episodes on Tuesdays at 8pm central
Heiji!Mun: omfg
Haku!Mun: it’ll be a documentary style show
Heiji!Mun: it’s the Heiji and Saguru show
Haku!Mun: following them on their adventures
Kai!Mun: “Can I harrass them to make the show interesting?”
Haku!Mun: emotional breakdowns when they lose a patient
yeah
Kaito can show up once in a while as a special consultant
“I think we’re going to have to call Kuroba-san in on this one…”
“The only cure for this heartbreak is laughter and HE’S THE MAN FOR THE JOB!”
Heiji!Mun: Heiji: what? how do we ‘lose’ a patient?!
Haku!Mun: Hakuba: They die, clearly.
Heiji!Mun: Heiji: WHO WAS IT
Kai!Mun: Kaito: When you bore them to death.
Heiji!Mun: Heiji: WHO DID IT
Haku!Mun: Hakuba: I dunno, some murderer did it
Heiji!Mun: Heiji: GRAWR
Haku!Mun: Hakuba: WE’RE NOT BORING. There is plenty of chemistry here!
Kai!Mun: You’re the detectives. Shouldn’t you figure out the murderer?
Heiji!Mun: mama bear mode activate!
Haku!Mun: Hakuba: Well yes… and we will.. and oh no Hattori stop
COMMERCIAL BREAK
Heiji!Mun: XD;
Haku!Mun: buy these paper towels they are great!
now available in flower pattern
Heiji!Mun: when they come back they are fighting in the crime scene about evidence and what happened
Haku!Mun: yeah
exactly
and Hakuba walks past the camera all angry “I can’t work like this”
Kai!Mun: And Kaito’s smirking. “Yep. /Chemistry./”

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[Hakuba Bastard, why did you decide to show up?]

magicianundermoonlight:

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“Shouldn’t you spend some time with your other criminals, Hakuba dearest? I’m beginning to think that you’re becoming obsessed with me." 

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"Obsessed? Really. Whatever gave you that idea? You ought to know that I divide my attention equally among the criminals I chase, at least proportionally speaking according to priority, severeness of crime, level of obnoxiousness, and time sensitivity… Which means that you are not nearly at the top of my list. So no, not obsessed. Just curious.”

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“…Unless you want me to be obsessed for some reason. Did you miss me, dear thief? I know I’ve been overseas for a while…”