why ur sign is still single

aries: moody as fuck
taurus: too stubborn to agree on anything with their partner plus already in a relationship with food
gemini: not committed enough and never has the time
cancer: too busy crying and watching tv
leo: too needy
virgo: still waiting for their manic pixie dream girl/boy to save the day
libra: no reason ur perfect
scorpio: trust issues and jealousy
sagittarius: ur always drunk or hyper and u don’t know what you want
capricorn: too dry and serious abut everything
aquarius: too insensitive
pisces: would rather daydream about a relationship than actually have one

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littledetective:                                                                written by angi.                                         […]

AU where everyone has a mark on their body and it shines brightly when they meet/touch the person who will eventually murder them. Send me “Shine” to see my muse’s reaction when their mark starts to shine.

(based off this glow meme)

Requested by anonymous.